ROOREELOO

The myth of the p3t4r2 begins on the eve of 13th January, back in 2012 AD. It was a cold and wintery night, as it was in January, obviously. That's how January is. And p3t4r2 had created his steam account. His steam account would be totally useless for the next 4 years though, as he only got friends then. Before then, it just sat there, unused, in the corner of his monitor.
He still has no friends though

When he got friends... he forgot his true values. He ended up following his real interests though, which are MULTIPLE WHEELED VEHICLES . That is all thanks to the people he talked to the most, whose names I'm too lazy to type out now, but they know who they are.

The myth finishes now, as I have other stuff to do ...cough... as I don't know what the future has in store for the mythical creature only known as p3t4r2.

"27 of 28 tasks completed. Complete 0 more Steam Community tasks to earn the Level 3 badge."
-u w0t m8
-30 July 2018


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Hello. Read my profile info for more crappy stories and for, well, info. All I'll say is that I am a horrible person... and also, I only add people who I know. So don't expect to be accepted if I don't know you through somebody else or personally from another game/website... or school... or across the street. Who am I kidding - nobody would add me :D

Add me on Discord, Apple Monoxide#0130, but considering I change my tag more often than I change my socks... may not help

For reading this, you also get a stupid joke a friend and I came up with, in cooperation :P
''-Where do Portuguese people go when they die?''
''-Mortugal''
(copyright reserved, my own creation, 9th May 2018)

Also...
Quote of the century, in my opinion:
"Boys are d i c k h e a d s" (added spacing to prevent censoring)
-Feral Ginger Gamer, 25 September 2017

And another one:
"Every girl is interesting when she is naked"
-Gui Fiti, 19 June 2019

DANGER, DANGER, NILE RANGER