Recent reviews by Monkey smoking loud

very fun, very loud, very bright.

After 200+ hours (including some hours from before it on was on steam), I can confidently say this game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fantastic. Rimworld is visually simple but devilishly complex with many subtle nuances that can be discovered and learnt to help you die slightly less sooner. Esentially, you are given an "x" amount of colonists (or pawns) and you are given the responsibility to make them not die. Although the ultimate goal is to get off the planet, the game doesn't push you to do this, and you can simply continue to improve your colony's living standard or see how many hats you a make with human leather.

Different colonists have diffrent skills (cooking, shooting, medicine etc.) as well as hard-wired traits (kind, psychopath, misogynist etc.) as well as a social system which all factor whether you colony survives or burns down after your best soldier goes postal after their cat gets killed. Hilarity ensues when two colonists beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of eachother after an insult during a wildfire.

The game also features three A.I. storytellers that essentially decide when events should happen in game. The first is Cassandra Classic, which starts off relatively easy and difficulty curves as your colony becomes more successful; a traditional story arch. Phoebe Chillax is simillar to Cassandra Classic but provides longer gaps between the worst events, to provide a more forgiving experience. Lastly, Randy Random, as the name implies, is less predictable than the other two. It can be extremely nice or extremely horrible, as well as anything inbetween. As well as this, there are 6 seperate difficulty levels, depending on on how much you enjoy suffering. (all of these can be changes anytime during gameplay)

The game also has metric f*cktonnes of flora and fauna, which each inhabit various biomes. This goes from domestic animals such as dogs and cats, more wild animals such as elephants, cougars and cobras to genetically engineered super-animals such as wargs (wolves on steroids), Boomalopes (explosive antelopes) and Thurmbos (I don't even know, some kind of killer unicorn). All of which can be tamed and most of which can be trained to protect and attack, and even carry objects and rescue downed colonists. There are also many various plants that grow natrually or can be cultivated to provide resources: such as cotton for clothes, rice for food or Healroot for herbal medicine, to name a few.

Yeah, it's pretty neat. Provides plenty of gametime, as well as mods from the steam workshop if selling space crack to buy bionic arms gets boring. I've skipped over alot in this review but i'm sure if you look into the game further you'll find what you want to know. Overall Rating: Yes

In space no one can hear you crash your friends mining ship into the moon.

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Gifted this as a joke, played for an hour straight. Never been so happy to shower with my dad.

Cook meth and rob banks as clowns.