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I am in a constant state of fortnite dancing. From when I woke up from my coma induced by 98 hours nonstop fortnite gameplay where I ♥♥♥♥ in a traffic cone and pissed on the floor to dont stop, I can't stop doing the fortnite default dance. I wake up during the night not by bad dreams but because the clap of my fortnite dance is so loud it scares me. But the scare is not enough to stop me from pointing forward and crossing my arms: turk from scrubs now haunts my dreams, and all I want is death to stop this dancing, or to atleast change dance. Please help.

We get back to the castle after a long day of mining. I remove my diamond armor, and unequip my sword. You see my long flowing blonde hair escape my helmet. My slightly sweaty body glistens in the torchlight. Your diamond pickaxe is throbbing. Continue as Steve from Minecraft.

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