“SORAKS could be here,” he thought, “I’ve never been in this ruin before. There could be SORAKS anywhere.” The cool wind felt good against his Cloth of the Lightbringers. “I HATE SORAKS” he thought. World of Light reverberated his entire campsite, making it pulsate even as the Potion of Heroism circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of Sorr-Akkath after dark. “With the Crown of the Magister, you can revive anyone you want” he said to himself, out loud.

I was supposed to be the DONKEY who got to hold the collection basket, but Julianne cried that she wanted to be the donkey and so to shut her up, they made me let her do it and I had to be a SHEEP.

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My mom asked me if the dishes were done and I yelled back "TYRANITAR!" She smiled and hugged me. She knew they were thoroughly washed.

First person to fall asleep at a 4th dimensional sleepover gets their lungs swapped

The Bible is an amazing manga. Chapters 1-5 were written by this guy named Moses but for some reason the author changed around. Abram is definitely my favorite character although for some reason they retconned his name to be Abraham, and in some regional publications his name is Ibrahim. The best ship is Abram x Sarah. Also, they totally nailed the new testament chapter, with some great character development. I never expected Judas' betrayal either.