You think you're the Big Dog? You think you're the top dog? You think you have the best dogs? You think you can pierce my veil? Do you think you can just come up here, walking down the street, proclaiming yourself the top dog? Do you think you're the Big Dog? Do you think your bark is the loudest? Let me show you my big dogs. Let me show you what I got in my wallet. Let me show you something special. I want you to know how special you are to me. I want you to know. that you are NOT the big dog, but I'm the big dog, the big dominate dog, the top dog, the leader of the pack, wolf pack, alpha. I want to show you my big dogs! Right here, this big dog, this is my Silver Chihuahua, one of the uncommon big dogs. You thing you got what it takes, to defeat my Silver Chihuahua, well let me throw this at you, a Platinum Retriever, that's right, it's higher then a golden retriever, this dog, this dog right here, is more powerful then you can possibly imagine. it's got fourteen-thousand attack points. It's the biggest dog around! You think you're the top dog now, huh? You think you're the best dog? Well I'll show you, my Greyhound Bus! It's a bus, that's named after a god dog. It's got fifteen-thousand attack points! Now do you think you're the top dog? Do you think you're the big dog around here, do you think you can just walk around my street, piss on any fire hydrant you want, you think you're the kinda dog that can come into my house, and just piss all over the carpet, piss all over the rug, piss all over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blinds? Do you think that I'm ok with you doing that? Do you think that I'm alright? Do you think that I'm a alright person? Do you think that deep down inside I'm an OK person? Maybe I'm just a bad person. Maybe I'm a bad dog. Maybe I want you to treat me like I've been a disobedient puppy, but let me show you something else, let me show you something that I've never shown anyone before, it's my Frog Dog. It's the best dog ever, it's got sixteen-thousand attack points, it's more powerful then both of my earlier ♥♥♥♥ tier dogs, this is an A-Class Dog right here. What? You're pulling something out? Oh my god, is that an S-Class Dog? Is that a... is that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, oh my god that's a Malamute? I've only seen those things in my dreams, I've never thought I'd see one, in real life, IRL, I never thought that, I wouldn't be the top dog, I thought I was the biggest baddest one but I guess my bark was much worse then my bite, I guess your bite was just more, more, more, powerful, you got the jaws of life right there. It's like you could rip open car doors after they've been in an accident, I think you are the top dog, you know what, I'm proclaiming you The Top Dog I'm giving you the top dog medal. I'm pulling it out of my chest right now, that's right you are The Top Dog. You've won, you've one the prize. You still think I'm an OK person now that I've let you win. I'm gonna go back to the store, and I'm gonna walk into local Wal-Mart, I'm gonna loc into my... walk... local into my... walkal. Oh god you got me flustered, but I'm going to go into my local shop, I'm going to buy a new pack of dogs and you know what, I'll come back and I'll defeat you. I'll become more powerful than you can ever imagine, I'll become, The Biggest Dog, The Top Tier Dog, The Spiciest Dog you've ever seen. and then when I do that maybe I'll have gained your respect, maybe I'll have gained your trust, maybe, just maybe, you and I can start a wonderful life together. Or maybe my dreams are just that, they're dreams, maybe I'll never be able to have anything nice, anything at all! I just wanted to be the top dog, and for a short moment I was but guess what you walked in here, you shattered... you shattered everything. You came in here and you shattered my perception of who the top dog was and you proved... you truly proved that you... you sir... Are the toppest dog around
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