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3 people found this review helpful
11.9 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
In short:
> Launch game.
> Compiling shaders.
> Finish compiling shaders after 1 hour, "Press any key to continue."
> Compiling more shaders.
> Goes into graphics setting. Change settings.
> Compiling another shaders.
> Join Multiplayer
> Compiling shaders again.
> Exit the game
Posted November 2.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
21.8 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
I will NEVER buy a game on Epic game store
Posted September 20.
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5 people found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Sauron (Aspyr), release Battle for Middle-earth and my life is yours!!!
Posted August 16.
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7 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
The mushroom🍄picking trip was really promising🧺
Posted July 6.
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5 people found this review helpful
5.9 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
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Posted May 23.
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7 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
38.0 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Supports ALT + F4
Posted April 25.
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7 people found this review helpful
12.6 hrs on record (0.4 hrs at review time)
When your entire team dies you’ll hear the distant echoes of a voice saying “Game over, man! Game over!”
Posted April 24. Last edited April 25.
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8 people found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Negative opinions come from people with a stick up their asses.
Posted April 3.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.2 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
I was actually killed by evil creatures, not the floor.
Posted March 22.
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5 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
31.2 hrs on record (3.6 hrs at review time)
ahhhh I don't know, I'm starting the game on Sunday at 9:40 PM on Steam, as Steam always has to log me in through some stupid website. This time I ended up on Ubisoft, which I forgot my password for, so I'm trying to change my Ubisoft password, but unfortunately the website is not working for me, and I think they took a day off work today because I didn't receive the password change link in my email within 2 hours :D I love business on Steam.I bet if I start playing this game tomorrow I'll be in for some kind of surprise in the form of a two-step login in the menu, damn XD.I recommend this game, let Gaben smell the money like feet in pickles.Edited: I managed to log in after 2 days, the game itself is addictive for a kids game, but why, when I play in one team with a random person, I have to wait for him to complete his challenge, the game itself at that moment doesn't want to count my progress WTF XD it doesn't make sense.
Posted March 1. Last edited March 2.
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