Soliciting your undivided attention is of the utmost importance so that the message behind this conversation is not lost in the tempestuous paragraph of cromulant vocabulary that is to follow much deliberation during my time spent 'in the closet', therefore I shall address it as my highest priority. I have concluded in weeks past that due to my rapidly decreasing libido the logical conclusion must be that I have always in my heart of hearts enjoyed the feeling of male-posessed genitalia on my general buttock region, which is a synonym for saying that I am what is commonly referred to as a homosexual. That is to say that I voluntarily engage in coitus with other humans of the same sex, regardless of its futility in producing new offspring in order to continue my lineage.

It is of the upmost importance that I require your undivided attention for the following statement. Following some hormonal changes in my body, those being the levels of oestrogen and testosterone present in me, I can officialy state that I am indeed indentifying with purity in my heart that I am infact one of the males of the human species which has been birthed with the "homosexuality" trait, where yes, I enjoy other males of the human species playing with my genitalia.

My sincerest of profound apologies for requesting your time, but I wish to draw your attention given your partiality to men, my facets as a fully revealed homosexual currently embroiled in cunnilingus with another human of male sex.

I passively would like to request your attention as I regret to infrom you and your family that I am indeed, partially a man of the homosexual status. How this will affect your reputation, I don't know.

I, too, aggressively identify as a homosexual

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