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Calamba, Laguna, Philippines



🍖 * 📗 * 🌽 * 💙 * 📕 * 💚 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 🍧 * 🚙 * 👑 * 🐠 * 🚕 * 💎 * 🐛 * 👹
ㅤ* A neutron walks into a pub. "I'd like a beer", he says. The landlord promptly serves him a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
"For you?" replies the landlord, "No charge."
ㅤ* I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
ㅤ* Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
🐊 * 🎁 * 🚗 * 🎫 * 💃 * 🕺 * 🔋 * 📀 * ⛳ * 🥞 * 🌸 * 📘 * 👾 * 🏓 * 👽 * ⚡
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!