Recent reviews by croggle

My favorite dino didn't make the cut despite the nigersaurus appearing both in JWE 1 and JWE 2 my cute little prehistoric cows are nowhere to be seen...

Add my babies back :(

Are you genuinely stupid?
Like do you enjoy giving Activision money?
This loser actually get's hard to the idea of paying a big company $30 for skins that are about to be obsolete in less then a month with no carry forward!
What a degenerate freak.

Scary how I boot up this game and think "oh I'll just play a couple minutes of this" and then my playtime is nearly 6 hours and I've "finished" the main gamba story.

I love paying $70 for a game that stutters if I ever open any UI elements at all and having to redo a quest because either a quest item clipped out of the map or just straight up didn't spawn.

POST Season 1 Updated review:

Game is unplayable and throttles my PC like it is mining bitcoin as of now no hotpatch or quick fix has been announced.

One Year after launch updated review:

After an entire years worth of DLC as someone who played the betas and played day zero early access here are my thoughts on Payday 3.... It has the same issue it did on launch not enough content even after getting my full years worth of DLC (I was a chump who pre-ordered the ultimate edition) if you play all the heist back to back and do all methods (stealth and loud) you maybe got an afternoons worth of content tops?

The groundwork is there for this game to be a successor for Payday 2 but we've been saying that for a year and a half this game shouldn't have launched with so little to do that even a full year into it's life cycle I'd rather just play Payday 2 with a much wider array of heists and weapons to pick from.

Dev is more concerned with creating FOMO and false scarcity steam market than optimizing or updating his game.

I like to perform pet play where mommy Activision is my owner and I give her $30 every season I also have a collar that has "property of Activision" engraved on it like a good obedient pup.

Once again like a obedient little paypig I give mommy activation $30 for another season of blackcell on day one.

I don't know why I bought this probably have some undiagnosed childhood trauma or some weird pay pig kink to Microsoft... Squid Game