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21 people found this review helpful
25 people found this review funny
22.7 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
This here game be the finest detective story on the prairie, pardner.
Posted April 17, 2015.
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82 people found this review helpful
39 people found this review funny
36.3 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
This game is not for the faint of heart.

You may be playing as an armed piece of cheddar with massive eyebrows, but you'd best be on your damn toes in this intense puzzle platformer. But this ain't your average "puzzle platformer", no, forget your braids and your fezzes, because this game's got GUNS, SPIKES, MISSILES, DYNAMITE, LASERS, JETPACKS, SKELETONS and BLOCK, AFTER BLOCK, AFTER BLOCK, THREATENING TO TURN YOU INTO CREAM CHEESE.

And to top it all off, this game has a BLAST PROCESSING option, which does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
Posted July 27, 2014.
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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
13.5 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
This game is amazing, a true modernization of an old masterpiece, with tons of fun weapons, onlime multiplayer, responsive controls, creative waves of enemies and a sense of humor that will leave you hungry (for chicken).

The only gripe I have with the game is that going into windowed mode and using the mouse makes it possible to click out.

Aside from that, I highly recommend this incredible game. It's right up there with Ikaruga as one of the shmup kings. Not even joking.
Posted June 28, 2014. Last edited June 29, 2014.
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33 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
Imagine Anarchy Reigns.

Now, imagine Anarchy Reigns with simplified mechanics, an awkward default control scheme (who the hell uses ALT in a 3rd person character action game?), slight MOBA leanings, sprinkle in a lot of pay 2 win items, a ridiculous grinding curve to get items or more characters and top it off with that Korean game touch.

You get a bad game. Oh, and Archeblade is pretty terrible too.
Posted April 29, 2014. Last edited April 29, 2014.
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37 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
27.5 hrs on record (26.0 hrs at review time)
This is a game where you can literally parry a presentation on global warming.
Posted April 1, 2014.
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18 people found this review helpful
5.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This is good enough to make me forget about Paint Tool SAI for almost 2 hours
Posted January 31, 2014.
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113 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
718.2 hrs on record (413.1 hrs at review time)
it's ok
Posted November 27, 2013. Last edited November 23, 2016.
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15 people found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
This is literally FGC Jokes: The Game but if you're like me and get about 5% of the jokes, then you can look past that stuff and find a pretty good game.
Posted August 23, 2013.
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57 people found this review helpful
19 people found this review funny
177.7 hrs on record (82.0 hrs at review time)
where is my Hatsune Miku DLC, sega

where is it
Posted February 1, 2013. Last edited December 6, 2013.
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15 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.4 hrs on record
NOW YOU TOO CAN MAKE THE "VIDEO GAMES" THAT YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE WITH "GAMEMAKER: STUDIO"
Posted October 3, 2012.
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