That's how to make an american snowflake an untouchable, little boy :) Remember that I can be very vindictive.

you people as roommates:

It was me and this guy (whose face I never saw) in my room at night while my family was sleeping. I laid on him, but we both laid on our backs. I grabbed both joysticks and started playing. (I know it would be hard to do that irl when you’re in that position, but is there a term for playing with both joysticks in one hand?) It just felt good, and not even the erotic stimulation. It was just… idk how to describe it. Our legs intertwined and I felt his warmth over my body while he hugged me. I woke up about halfway through, I wished I didn’t; we could’ve cuddled afterwards :(

person below has had his mother kissed by me

person below is too scared to kiss anyone on the mouth

person below will get kissed on the mouth if he keeps talkin like that