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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
130.8 hrs on record
This is an amazing experience! Great replayability for the memes too
Posted April 17.
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81 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
30.4 hrs on record
30 hours. I ain't getting those back.

Look it was fun to begin with, learning the new tricks, exploring new areas, strategizing and optimizing the recipes and potions, yeah I enjoyed it to start. But it really quickly turns into a chore...

Here's the main fallback in my view. There's hundreds of different ingredients, meaning countless possible solutions to make any potion you want for your customers. Many recipes will use 10, 15, even 20 different ingredients to make your potion, after you painstakingly stir and mix and tediously path to your desired potion. It's fine the first time, but then you need to make more of the same potion and you're missing 1 of the needed 15 ingredients, so you can't use your quick-create button. Instead, you spend 10 minutes making the SAME potion, tediously, and then enjoy repeating this for the VAST majority of time you spend in this game.

I held out hope that this problem might be resolved and the game could get more fun and interesting over time. It did not. I enjoy "shop-like" games but this was a struggle.

Fine concept, becomes a chore real quick. I already have a job, I don't want to pay money for another one.
Posted December 3, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
58.4 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }--- *Lower fidelity but beautifully thematic
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- *Mistakes feel like "my fault" as opposed to the games fault
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }--- *All around lovely music, pairs with story and graphics to be beautifully thematic, some real bangers too
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- *Grandma is included since they offer no-fail combat mechanics as an option
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }--- *A great balance of not being easy but reliably able to get better with practice. The puzzles are well laid out to gently provide hints as you progress elsewhere. Some people may find the combat more challenging than desirable but an option to have "easier combat" is available.
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- *Not needed, though it can help if you're stuck.
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- *One of the most immersive stories I've played in a very long time, top marks here, even if the story itself isn't novel-length.
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }--- *Its what you make of it, varies greatly by user. I played more extensively, got 58 hours out of it.
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- *Must have experience.
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- *Encountered two bugs total, none of which were game-damaging but they did break the immersion briefly (both involve clipping out of the world/out of bounds).
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- *Get it, but stop reading reviews, stop researching the game, and do NOT look at any images because it is way to easy to get spoilers that ruin the immersion of the experience.
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Posted January 1, 2023.
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2.5 hrs on record
You're probably here cuz you like cats anyways. Look, its a good play, but you MUST use a controller honestly, to give yourself dynamic velocity of movement (instead of full speed or stop)

Anyways, you're in for a relatively fast game to play through to 100% completion. Its a platformer, but a very relaxed one compared to most platformers these days (Super meat boy, I wanna be the guy), and its got a little bit of nice feels to it. I currently have covid and wasn't up for very intense play, and needed a bit of a pick-me-up/feels good thing, and this was purrfect.
Posted July 17, 2022.
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