Recente recensies door Xanathar

I think I just got tricked into zerking a guy off but it wasn't boring!

One of the most "videogame-ass videogames" I've ever played. And we like those round here!

Pure unadulterated FUN that feels incredible to control and proudly wears it's influences and offbeat humor on it's sleeve!

Who knew the next big platformer mascot was a wee toy taxi?

I legitimately feel so guilty playing this for free.
This is so fantastic and you can feel the love pouring out of it! Instead of just being a carbon copy homage to ancient CRPGs it takes all of the good stuff and smooths out the rougher edges. Games like this don't come along very often and they certainly don't come along for free.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hell, Fluttermind

Really hard to pin this down but I think we got ourselves some sort of outsider art masterpiece on our hands.

This game is so many things at once and it's hard to figure out how much of the magic is by design or just by the planets of surrealism aligning just right, but that's also part of it's allure. One could not be blamed for passing by this and writing it off as one of many RPGmaker trip-fests that were farted out in a weekend by some anime and video game obsessed memesters. But you'd be wrong!

I firmly believe on some level it started out as "that game". You know the one. The one you and your pal brainstormed in a notebook after getting jazzed up on a tower of discounted shasta sodas at 4am. The game that would have it all. It would be a JRPG with an epic storyline,a gigantic world that weaves in and out of itself like a big maze, cards to collect, monster bounties, references to the best media we know, characters with EDGE, spells that give enemies CANCER! Youthful Kitchen Sink Design Philosophy, baybee!!!

But here's the thing: what if you actually went through with making that game? And as you continued to build on it you got older, more life experience, exposed to new ideas. And that entire time you were still adding to, and updating your passion project; And what if it was shaping up to be it's own jaggedly shaped gem?

Wooden Ocean might be that. Or I might just be talking a load of Murda.

Give it a chance though. Or at the very least check out the video by Worm Girl that introduced me to this.

A solid Battle Royale turn your brain off shooter wrapped in a turd of menus and ui nightmarescapes

Endlessly replayable and addicting to the point where I'm getting worried.

I'm not joking: I might have to uninstall this soon due to how much its consuming my free time

Definitely buy this!! (But BEWARE)

PROS: You can play MTG whenever you want, Drafting, 1v1 EDH with less life total, Planeswalkers as Commanders if you want, and weird Alchemy BS: Historic Brawl! Now just called Brawl for some reason.

CONS: You have to play MTG Arena

If only we could combine the breadth of features of MTGO with the UI and speed of Arena. Unfortunately I don't think the powers that be will ever understand how profitable that could be to them.

Paper is king at the end of the day, go out to your LGS if you can!

A BotW-lite structured in bite sized mission chunks where the goal is to find DQ related treasure and upgrade you gang as much as possible! Once again Dragon Quest nails the casual yet addictive formula. It isn't rewriting the book on anything it's doing here, but I'll be damned if it isn't fun and cozy to play.

Metroidvanias aren't really a genre I do well with so buying this was a risk, but it was $6 bucks so ♥♥♥♥ it!

Blasphemous seems to take a much more open approach to it's world map than other games in the genre gating off not progression but mostly optional content and items. So with the tools you start with you can go where you want when you want to. Another thing I really appreciated was the placement of some of the more important powerups, with the item to make a level less of an obstacle usually found within the area itself instead of halfway across the giganto-maze-world! The areas standout from eachother and if you're a fan of the Souls game, grimdark, or Spanish Catholicism aesthetics you're gonna love this pixel art.

Only real negatives that stood out to me was teleporters for faster world travel seem few and far between, maybe a couple more sprinkled in would have made long treks back to levels less of a slog(although even then there's usually some side content or secrets you'll inevitably find along the way). Another thing I didn't like was how the free update content was added to the original game's map. This might be a niche problem since players who played day one wouldn't have experienced this, but the worst time I had with the game was entering the post-launch content area unbeknownst and getting my ♥♥♥♥ kicked in by a boss that was clearly meant for players more late game. In a game where you can tackle the available bosses in any order and still do decent damage to them regardless of where you are in the game this boss felt like a brick wall the game had promised never to construct. Another thing that came up a bit too often were odd bugs usually caused by colliding with an enemy while doing another action. I had bugs as annoying as not being able to jump, zooming down ladders 4x faster than possible, and even one where all of the breakable items on the levels turned invisible! Even with these complaints they were minor moments for me and only slightly fudged up my time with an otherwise fantastic game!

Why wasn't this done sooner? Warhammer & Retro Shooters fit like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ glove!