Recent reviews by soap ᛝ

makes you feel like Killer Bean

40 mins in and i already shat myself

ai generated slop involved, no play thumbs down vomit emoji

logan paul prank gone wrong

no. just no.

despite the nerf patch, the game still has the main problem that drove so many legacy players away. that being the "aggressive" approach they went for in season 2, the amount of 5050s and constant plus frames mid allows mashers to get massive reward just from pressing random strings or inputs. yes, you can counterplay all of these mashers but it gets really exhausting and eventually winning or losing feels the same and that i feel that's not a good thing for a game like tekken. no one wants to block for a whole entire match or deal with annoying stances 5050s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

regardless, this patch is a good start for keeping the game healthy which is something i hope to see more in the future but i wouldn't say this game is that enjoyable YET

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⢐⠂⠀⠐⠀⠒⠒⠠⠀⠀⢂⠀⠀⠈⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⢠⣴⣶⣞⣿⣿⣷⡶⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣬⣉⠉⠉⣩⣿⣿⣇⠀⢸⣿⡍⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠀⣸
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣼⠟⠋⠠⠀⠐⢷⣌⠱⢠⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣮⣥⣤⣀⣠⣀⣠⣈⣿⣆⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣀⠀⠁⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠈⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡗⠤⠤⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠤⠀⠠⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⣀⡀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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you can kill your friends

10/10

just finished the game⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣰⠒⠚⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠒⣆⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠖⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠲⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⠆⢸⠄⠀⠀⣾⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⠏⠀⠓⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢧⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣿⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣆⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⠿⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠿⣿⣷⣬⣤⢠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⡞⠄⠀⠀⣀⣴⠾⠿⠟⠻⠯⢤⣀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠛⢛⠛⠈⠃⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢠⡇⠀⣠⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣌⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⣠⠴⠖⠛⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠓⠒⠦⣅⡀⠀⠀⢸⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢸⠰⡞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⣤⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢶⡁⠈⡆
⠀⠀⠀⢸⣾⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⠠⠇
⠀⠀⠀⢸⢹⡀⠀⠀⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠸⡆⢸⠃⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢼⣸⠀
⠀⠀⡔⠋⢩⡓⢦⢠⣤⣀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠂⣿⢸⠃⠀⠀⠘⠛⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⡏⠀
⠀⠸⡁⠆⠀⠠⠀⢣⢿⣿⢟⡻⣛⠿⢿⣿⣧⣿⠏⠀⠀⣸⢇⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⢿⣿⢀⣠⠴⢾⡝⠀⠀
⠀⠐⠣⣐⠠⠀⠠⡀⠀⠻⠆⣧⠸⡔⢆⣿⠿⠃⠀⢀⡰⠃⠘⠀⢧⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⢿⡛⣟⢻⡛⣿⣿⣾⡿⠀⣀⠔⢸⠇⠀⠀
⢠⡂⢄⠨⣉⢹⡛⡗⡶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⣀⡴⠊⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠘⠻⢷⣼⣴⣣⣮⠿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⡾⠉⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠙⢮⡳⡉⠄⠻⣵⡱⢎⡝⣛⠶⣲⡒⠊⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⢤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣁⢄⡠⣄⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⡝⠾⢼⣥⣛⡴⣩⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡾⣍⠟⣹⢻⡅⠀⠌⠀⡀⢰⢧⡏⠦⠑⠈⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠦⣀⣠⠼⠉⠉⠙⢦⡀⠀⢐⣀⣀⣐⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣄⡷⠮⠟⠚⠁⢇⠀⠄⢀⢀⡠⣬⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠲⡈⣀⡀⡼⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢤⣤⡄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣔⠋⠀⠀⢀⡙⣂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⠀⢄⠀⠌⢡⡛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠵⠠⠐⠮⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣬⣻⢿⣿⣿⡦
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠛⠁
⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⡿⠁⠀⠀
⠀⢀⡠⣿⣷⣤⡀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀
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