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Guy in chicken costume: The world is gonna end at midnight tonight. Y2K.
Peter: Y2K? What are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?
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I wonder if I could ever get started in the credit world?
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Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO (or Linux) is the answer.
-- Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown
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MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way.
-- Henry Spencer
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Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and
reprogram it to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass... by biting it.
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Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality.
-- Jules de Gaultier
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In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
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River: "Mal. Bad. In the Latin."
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.
-- Frank Lloyd Wright
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