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Came for the anime tiddies, stayed for the addictive Bejeweled clone, came again for the anime tiddies. And it can be played one handed!

Look, I'm a simple man. I see a game do something silly, I laugh. This game is nothing but silly, and while there are a few gags that get old after a few times, most of the time playing the game has left me crying because I'm laughing so hard.

Like John Ramero in the days of yesterday, we didn't listen to the past and let a game designer generate his own hype again. Poor gameplay, graphics that chug along, horrible voice acting 10/10 would let my own childhood nostalgia hype blind me again.

FINALLY! A ZOMBIE GAME WHERE I CAN TEST MY SKILLS AGAINST UNDEAD CHILDREN!

I only played the game for one level and here's what went down:
"Why can't I pick up the wrecking bar?"
"Bullets can be used as keys, right?"
"How do I out?"
"F**K YOU ZOMBIE CHILD YOU'RE GETTING S**T FOR CHRISTMAS"
"Of course, only let me use the pistol and sniper rifle, never mind the super handy assult rifle literally RIGHT THERE."

I finally figured out some of the more or less key gameplay mechanics to enjoy the game, but was then promptly disembolwed by a small undead child.

The two biggest issues I had at first glance can be more or less considered nit picking, but I really found it distracting how the game goes black and white when you're low on health; a concept like that works when you have a bright overworld to balance the dark "you gonna die" vision, but NMRiH is a really dark game to start off, so it becomes almost unplayable unless you hike the brightness up to max. The second was more of a pain, since I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THE GAME WON'T TELL ME WHY I CAN'T PICK UP CERTAIN ITEMS LIKE THE ASSULT RIFLE MENTIONED ABOVE.

But, as far as Free-to-Play FPS zombie co-op games go, it's soild. Dark, keeps you on your toes, and a great Left 4 Dead filler if one of your buddies doesn't own L4D.

Overall: 8/10