I’m sowwy, siw, but I’m going to have to detain you fow viowation of the waw. Accowding to the 29th amendment to the United States Constitution, aww spoken, wwitten, ow genewawwy communicated fowms of the phwases “uwu”, “owo”, ow simiwaw anime-wewated expwessions, awe pwohibited. The weason fow this is suspected psychowogicaw and physicaw effects on othews, incwuding cwinge and pwobabwe woss of faith in humanity fow suwwounding civiwians. The punishment fow viowating the amendment wanges fwom a $25,000 fine, ow, in case of sevewe and wepeated offense, 15 yeaws in fedewaw pwison. Youw hawve been wepowted to the chief of powice, and ouw unit expects to see yowu at the station no watew than Monday. God hewp youw cuwsed souw. UwU

When he calls the lady a "♥♥♥♥♥"

watch out kids he is sexist

您好！ 终于联系到您了，我是情趣用品店的售后客服， 终于联系到您了，给您打电话打不通，QQ也不回，已多次联系您老不回应，看到你在玩CSGO，占用你一点时间给你说一下，您寄回来的充气娃娃我们已经给您修好了，马上给您寄回去，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的， 当我们后勤人员收到货时，那玩意儿惨不忍睹啊，在场的工作人员都落泪了，连我都想哭了，您说您前面也就算了，后面您都不放过， 毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔、耳孔您是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼！！草，您也特么是个人才， 最后还特么给个差评，这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏！

+rep for big and true

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