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Birmingham, United Kingdom (Great Britain)



Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness.
-- M. Hirschfield
โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐บ โฅ ๐ณ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ฅ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐
Falling in Love
When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in
love. You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes
light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,
and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place. Unfortunately,
these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a
good idea to check with your doctor.
-- Dave Barry
โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ณ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐ โฅ ๐บ โฅ ๐น