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I LOVE LEON

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow. Meow meow. Meow! Meeeooooooooooooow. Meooowww.

I mean who doesn't love to get hunted by zombies and the literal tentacles on two legs while trying to solve riddles without dying for quite 3 hours straight.

Literally just owning it as I got a free key for it after buying another few lol.
Definitely wouldn't give EA a single buck for this.
System completely changed, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ singleplayer (which I always loved in the BF games) and lmaoooo what is that "operator" choose screen?

I understand EA wants their money but then give us good games at least lmao.

As someone who has played several MMORPGs such as WoW, SWTOR and STO until the very limit, I must say: Don't get into this.

Pros:
-Get further into Tolkien's world and discover Middle Earth both in the famous "friendly" mode as e.g., Humans, Elves, Dwarfes,.... and in the "monster" mode as a subordinate of Sauron himself.
-Fight in battles against the other side.
-Make friends, create a guild and become the strongest

Contra:
-An EXTREME pay wall, if you genuinely want to play this. 12 bucks a month, + 8 bucks to ride a horse, + 5 bucks per 5 slots in the backpack, + 10 bucks to even be allowed to use the banking system etc.
-Even if you happen to own a "V.I.P." membership, you still WON'T have access to everything in the game. It can by all means happen that you'd have to pay for an area extra.
-As a non-V.I.P. you got a capped amount of Gold.
-2 year old bugs, lags etc are STILL in the game, believe it or not.
-Laggy fighting system. You can't fight from up a horse unless you get a genuine War Horse. Which isn't before around level 80. Most mounts just improve you by 32% which is quite not worth it to even bother.
-By all means, it gets boring after some time.

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I've been playing this game since around 2016, so pretty much 6 years by the point of me writing this review.
It is disappointing to see what has happened out of a game that I once used to love. How desperate for money must someone be to smash a simple player a that big paywall into the face?
The PvP often doesn't work, the lags and bugs barely get fixed and the (German) servers die after and after. How are new players with a low level even able to do their instances and raids like that?....

In a whole I must, sadly, say that even if I have a lot of memories hanging in there, I am not going to recommend this.



If you have any proper questions then feel free to text me.

Time to vibe in TVs I guess

He is coming (again)

POSITIVE
+Voice lines did get added back
+Chains goes brrr
+You can be a complete cûnt with him
+I c a m e

NEGATIVE
-Slightly bugged sometimes when you try to teleport to someone solving the cube

Overall, 8/10 (?)

UPDATE (26/2/22)
Voice Lines got added back a bit ago! Really loving it!

This is a REALLY short game. Yet it is great.
Actually, I may have paid an euro or two for it if needed, but as it is free it's just even better.
That being said, yes it may seem quite "creepy" for some persons at the beginning due to the location in-game, but you can definitely count it as an quite funny short adventure game.

Trolled and Wholesome Endings were my favourite tho, even if the others were good aswell.


For all the lazy idiots out there:
Bleach + Glue = Green = Wholesome
Bleach + Cheese = Blue = Humane
Bleach + Shoe = Red = Helpful
Glue + Cheese = Purple = Death
Glue + Shoe = Yellow = Trolled
Shoe + Cheese = Dark Red = Bigger