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13.0 hrs on record (7.4 hrs at review time)
I love the game so far, however I hope I get to play as the good guys eventually!
Posted January 4.
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1.1 hrs on record
my 64 minutes of playing time consists purely of just me being high out of my mind, finding this game, catching maybe 8 fish max, then spending 1/2 of the 64 minutes walking because for some reason you walk 1mph in this game even though i'm just trying to get to the other side of the lake where the lily pads are.
Posted October 19, 2023.
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1,953.2 hrs on record (1,575.4 hrs at review time)
CS2 is the first of the CS series that I actively witnessed the release of. To me CS2 is a reflection of human nature. Its evolution highlights the tension between progress and tradition, echoing our inclination to embrace the familiar in a ever changing world while simultaneously craving the new and undiscovered. CS2's core mechanics are the same as CSGO, and I won't lie it's nice to be able to build a skill over time without it changing so fast it sweeps your feet out from under you. The game invites us to question our pursuit of mastery, our grasp on control, and our never ending lust for success within a vessel (this vessel happens to be CS2 obv). In conclusion, I like it. It will only get better. Although change can be frustrating it is good for us in the long run. Thank you Valve, and pls add chickens to Nuke and give them radiation poisoning. 🐤
Posted October 16, 2023.
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52.0 hrs on record (44.7 hrs at review time)
As Aughmor and I drive into battle on our two seated motorcycle, we weave between trees, we ride over hills into the heat of battle. Augmor jumps off the bike and charges a nearby enemy with his single shot shotgun with the fire rate muzzle and health analyzer, filled with confidence because of his +30hp perk he charges in, meanwhile I drive a few yards ahead to get off and pull out my AWP with the 4x scope. We died, they threw a grenade.
Posted June 16, 2023.
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120 people found this review helpful
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106.2 hrs on record (88.3 hrs at review time)
I won a mission once while receiving head.
Posted February 9, 2023.
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123.0 hrs on record (119.2 hrs at review time)
there are two types of gamers.
man childs that haven't played skyrim.
and men that have played skyrim.

you can easily judge someone after knowing they havent played skyrim.

i was happy when I was in whiterun for the first time.
Posted February 3, 2023.
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1,213.4 hrs on record (993.5 hrs at review time)
Good for messing around and sweating!
Posted February 16, 2020.
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14.5 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Its hard to get good but it is a good game!
Posted July 2, 2019.
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96.2 hrs on record (39.7 hrs at review time)
Couldn't name a better game to play with the gang!
Posted October 8, 2018. Last edited October 1, 2020.
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