Recent reviews by KazooeyKablooey

I personally really enjoyed this a lot just in the first hour.

The controls are pretty janky, and you can't get up close and personal with the characters or it jumps back, but the combat is very fun and the graphics are just as nice in VR and translate really well.

It's ridiculous that you expect us to pay £40 for the full game, including Skyrim as well, both of which have been out for several years. But as I only paid £7, I'm very happy with it.

I can't really say a lot since, I didn't get to play the game because it crashes every single time.

I was very excited to play this game because I unironically loved it on the Nintendo Wii, but I'm a bit disappointed that this won't work at all. Googling it i found I'm not the only one that has this issue - you boot up the game, loads up fine, the bootleg monopoly man asks you to reset your camera position, you open the first game and boom, it crashes.

What a let down. Cheers, sons crying.

Stop vomiting! OMG

Overlooking the poor setup and use of microtransactions, this is a very fun game. The mechanics are fun and very unique, and I enjoy this far better than Hearthstone. The price of card packs doesn't bother me, since in Hearthstone they expect you to cough up £2.99 for 5 cards, yet Artifact is only £1.59 for 12, and you can sell any dupes unlike Hearthstone - so why is it Artifact gets all the flak for microtransactions but nobody bats an eyelid at Hearthstone? It's favouritism and everyone wants to suck Blizzards ♥♥♥♥ because they can do no wrong, obviously.

So, microtransactions aside, I think this is a very unique and fun card game and I hope to pour a lot of time into this. You're not really paying for the game exactly since they give you a bunch of free card packs to get you started, which maybe wasn't the best approach, but I can overlook it because I'm very satisfied with the game.

If you aren't happy with this games microtransactions system, that's fine, just don't give Hearthstone a free pass when they're even worse.

I wish I had the patience to finish this game, but that only goes to show how much content is in this. It will keep you there for hours. One time I zoomed in and unintentionally zoomed in on a poo a patient had left in the middle of the hallway.

This game is very simple, but very fun, and worth the price. The overall design of the game, like the characters, are cute and quirky even if their eyes remind me of the darker times when people used an equals sign for eyeballs on an emoji like =)

It's a fun nice little game, once you get the hang of it it does get quite strategic and challenging, because you can die in a split second, so trying to prevent it from happening and keeping all your levels balanced is tough.

this is only good for making me fall asleep and I have anxiety and have extreme difficulty falling asleep and playing this I nearly fell asleep at my desk at 10pm so

This game is very fun and easy to pick up but some of these kids need to chill and stop yelling at me through their mic. I found this very easy to play but when I tried helping my team mate who was getting completely butt ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by mobs I tried to help him and he told me to go away. He died.

Holy baloney
this game is pure trash
that is 11 minutes of my life i will not get back
and the words "monkey see monkey do" will be burned into my mind forever