Juiceoverflow
Alex
Leeds, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
IF I DISCONNECTED IT'S BECAUSE MY DOG DIED

BABY NOOBS SQUISHED IN DBD: 6 SQUILLION
LOSSES TAKEN IN DBD: ZERO
WOMEN I'VE HAD SEX WITH: INNUMERABLE

I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY INVENTED A TECHNOLOGY CAPABLE OF ALTERING THE VERY FOUNDATION OF OUR NOBLE SPECIES. ELON MUSK, FOOL THAT HE IS, HAS ARROGANTLY REFUSED MY FRANKLY GENEROUS OFFER TO SHARE THIS GROUNDBREAKING INVENTION FOR A MERE 10 TRILLION QUID. HE DEFIES MY STATUS AS A LUMINARY! AND SO, I AM FORCED TO ASK THAT YOU, THE READER, DONATE YOUR PRECIOUS METALS AND VALUABLE ARTIFACTS TO MY CAUSE. YOU KNOW NOT WHAT LAYS AT STAKE HERE.

YOURS TRULY, ALEXANDER THE COURAGEOUS, DUKE OF LEEDS
IF I DISCONNECTED IT'S BECAUSE MY DOG DIED

BABY NOOBS SQUISHED IN DBD: 6 SQUILLION
LOSSES TAKEN IN DBD: ZERO
WOMEN I'VE HAD SEX WITH: INNUMERABLE

I HAVE SINGLE-HANDEDLY INVENTED A TECHNOLOGY CAPABLE OF ALTERING THE VERY FOUNDATION OF OUR NOBLE SPECIES. ELON MUSK, FOOL THAT HE IS, HAS ARROGANTLY REFUSED MY FRANKLY GENEROUS OFFER TO SHARE THIS GROUNDBREAKING INVENTION FOR A MERE 10 TRILLION QUID. HE DEFIES MY STATUS AS A LUMINARY! AND SO, I AM FORCED TO ASK THAT YOU, THE READER, DONATE YOUR PRECIOUS METALS AND VALUABLE ARTIFACTS TO MY CAUSE. YOU KNOW NOT WHAT LAYS AT STAKE HERE.

YOURS TRULY, ALEXANDER THE COURAGEOUS, DUKE OF LEEDS
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Griffith May 20 @ 4:43am 
some lame kid. whos name is alex. L parents
grunwald Apr 15 @ 2:08am 
The ride home after getting jugged in south bolton
nate Apr 1 @ 11:26pm 
MAGA!
N Mar 7 @ 7:52pm 
𝓲 𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓼𝓵𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓸𝓾𝓽 <3
Juiceoverflow Mar 7 @ 6:40am 
dude shut up you don't even know the strats
N Feb 21 @ 3:05pm 
if you dont like the new killer so much why not just stop playing the game bloke. lol!