I'm not real. You just think I am. I exist only as long as you think I do ;)

Yall I've been through the wringer.
Im still active so add me if you know me.

I no longer apologize for being myself.


I'm 25 or something, I stand ontop of my cars, dress in all black like a victorian and hate the sun.
I don't have a daylight ring so you'll only catch me at night.





- #1 1997 Mercedes Benz C230 W201 with 193,000 (Crashed it)

- #2 1995.5 Toyota Hilux Xtra cab with 215,000 (traded it)

- #3 1993 Mercedes Benz 190E 2.6 with 202,000 (traded it)

- #5 2004 VW Jetta GL 2.0 with 145,000 (sold it)

- #6 1993 Geo Metro 5 door hatch 1.0L with ~180,000 ODO broken (traded it)

- #7 1998 Ford Crown Victoria 4.6L V8 with 205,000 - technically stolen (sold it)

- #8 2014 Mercedes Benz CLA 250C with 103,000 miles ( sold it )

- #9 1991 GMC Sonoma 2.5L I4 "Iron Duke 4tech" with 177,000 - (traded)

- #11 1993 geo storm. 143,000 miles (sold)

- #13 2001 honda shadow sabre 1100 with 9,700 (traded)

- #15 1983 Mercedes-Benz 300D turbo diesel with 430,000 (trade)

- #16 1991 geo metro convertible with 180,000 (sold it)

- #17 2001 chevy camaro v6 5 speed with 111,000 miles (sold it)

- #19 1996 Dodge B250 Coachmen campervan with 217,000

--- Cars still in the fleet ---

- #4 1992 Mercedes Benz 300TE W124 Wagon / Estate with 243,000

- #10 2002 Chevy blazer vortec v6 with 260,000

- #12 2012 Mercedes-Benz c250 with 125,000

- #14 2003 dodge Durango 5.9l v8 slt 223,000 (destroyed it)

- #18 2001 Toyota Highlander Limited 220,000

- #20 1995 Mercury Cougar XR7 140k~?



idk how much text steam lets me have so imma just start sh!tposting down here whenever I feel like it 6/15/23

I'ts 5am .. nO its 550am !! I'm so bad at life oh well... 8/7/23

none can stop me 9/6/23

I'm going to hit a ditch going 50 10/29/23

smith and wesson got me movin like an invasive species 3/5/24

the worms are back "AAAAAAGGGHH" 5/18/24