Rules for trading
•Dont EVER try to scam me, i know all scams!
•Dont EVER try to lowball i know item prices!
•Dont EVER ask ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
•Dont be annoying to me.
•If you have private inventory or profile i block you INSTANTLY!
•Feel free to add me if you have offer.
•I ONLY do the trade with steam offer!

Q: Can you let your trusted friend hold your knife?
A: After you have killed your self!

Q: My friend cant add you.Can you add him/her?
A: No cuz i probably get cancer or AIDS.

Q: Can you add one guy?He/she has one trading card i want but he/she blocked me.
A: Put that trading card in your ass, i dont give a ♥♥♥♥!

Q: My skin has a sweet sticker of a cobra eating Kentucky Fried Chicken while bathing in the blood of it's enemies. It is worth $1,000, can you give me an extra key?
A: No thanks, I don't pay more for stickers no matter how sexy they are.

Q: My skin looks like it was forged with the tears of unicorns and the blood of demons. It looks much more bad ass than any other gun in this and all other dimensions including gabens. Will you add a key for it?
A: No thanks, bad ass looks do not add to the value, just as garbage looks do not decrease value.

Q: My skin has a name tag that is offensive to people of every race, religion, creed, political and sexual orientation. It forces all those who view it to rage quit. It is the Medusa of all name tags. Can I have another key for it?
A: Still a no, although I would be interested in knowing what is written on the name tag.

As you can see DONT WASTE my or your time trying to scam or lowball or highall!!!

Last but not least have a nice day and gl with trading :) !582