Current Status: Chasing a metaphorical squirrel.
Build: 50% caffeine, 25% tactical errors, 25% straps for carrying, 0% K/D ratio.
Favorite Saying: "Oooh, piece of candy!"

Caution, this player is known to:

* Alternate cursing like a veteran and saying cutesy Kindergarten teacher sayings.
* Ignore the plot and instead drown in random bodies of water.
* Spot a flamethrower and dive to the death through a window.
* Unexpectedly go AFK mid-fight for urgent dog-scritching duties.
* Shoot a teammate in the frying pan, missing the person sneaking up on them and losing the Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
* Pet mushrooms while crooning how beautiful they are.

AKA:
GS: Darcena
WoW: Gabrielah/Jeynora
Human: Jenz
Former Tag: Jenaside