>wake up
>kiss my Persona 5 girls Dakimakuras good morning
>pray to a picture of Kasumi‘s thighs I have in my wall
>Gundash my way into the bathroom
>take a shower to begin my day, as I am not a competitive Smash player and to increase my charm to Debonair
>brush my teeth and wash my face as I smirk into the mirror
>boot up my pc
>ask the Jokercord if there is any new Joker tech
>”Rebel’s Guard”
>start up Smash Ultimate
>time for Elite Smash
>select my favourite Joker costume, any of them (Joker looks good in basically everything)
>first match, it’s a Pichu player, a tier ♥♥♥♥♥
>Rebel’s Guard
>he continuously hits me in Guard
>Rebellion Gauge filled
>It’s showtime
>Dance all over his ass, as he does not understand how to deal with Arsene and his epic counters
>I Reveal his true form, as he SDs to leave the game while I was looking cool
>the Pichu player goes from 4.000.000 GSP to 10.000 GSP, as I go from 4.500.000 GSP to 4.500.001 GSP
>that’s enough Smash for today
>turn off Switch and go on Twitter to interact with my mutuals
>find the same Pichu player that I fought before; he goes by the tag “♥♥♥♥♥slayer420”
>he uploaded our match and was complaining about how Joker was immensely overpowered and unfair and he is going back to Melee and play the very balanced and fair character Fox McCloud
>see his older tweets declaring Joker as a mid-tier and overhyped character one hour after his release
>now that’s comedy
>reply to him “THE SHOW’S OVER” accompanied by the Persona 5 victory theme
>watch as the Tweet becomes home to a massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and close the tab
>go to Jokercord
>someone posted that they’re feeling suicidal because they just found out Futaba is not real
>”Makoto is best girl anyways LUL”, someone replies, as the chat becomes heated waifu wars
>I laugh at them, knowing that the best girl is Crossdressing Joker
>play Beneath the Mask for a bit before my talking cat orders me to go to sleep

Feels good to be a Joker main.