Recent reviews by 💖 jamie ✨

most satisfying combat ever invented (audio design & music 10/10)

REALLY wish there were more levels and some sorta system to prevent repeats when doin QP though

there are some roguelike-ish gamemodes that help keep things fresh, but the regular level pool needs to be much bigger (even Vermintide 2 had more at this stage and don't even get me started on V2's crazy level variety)

oh and seriously ♥♥♥♥ this game's premium store, I and everyone else would probably be spending a lot more if there was a FULL catalogue of cosmetics to buy at any time. ain't no way players are going to wait MONTHS for the cosmetic they want especially with the content available nah they quitting before spending money on what they actually want

in short really great bang for the buck, hoping we get more level content and less classes from here on out and less frustration from the premium cosmetics

ive played like a handful of visual novels so im an expert and cannot be argued with okay

this is the best visual novel ive ever played and please go in BLIND dont even look at the trailer ♥♥♥♥ you

i loved all the characters and the music and visuals so much i hope we see more from this developer

this gonna be in my brain for the rest of my life thanks

ITS GOOD I LIKE IT ITS GREAT WOW ITS GOT GIRL??????????????

i really like games where i can have a shield and shoot stuff
this game gives u multiple types of shields and lets u shoot stuff
u can also get pretty in-depth with the fashion (dont buy stuff with real money, you're flooded with fashion loot boxes after hitting max level)
this is pure ubislop right down to the repetitive mission designs (save for some really fun and interesting set pieces) but idk i just wanna shoot stuff and make tons of outfits so this is for me
i hope in the next game we can have tattoos on both arms, more funny shield gadgets, and actual attractive characters oh my lordy yuck
and jeez the bugs are pretty annoying but tolerable i guess!!!!!!!!!!!

i have to kill everyone

yo theres so much content walled off i cant even mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLEEP in my tent until i beat gorbo the II's dog or somethin

VERY GOOD try the demo, 's free!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GREAT cozy game, really been wanting something like this for awhile!!
unfortunately there are some bugs like a scripted event that may freeze you in place and hold your bus and entire existence hostage and items disappearing through floors or walls sometimes
performance could be a lil better too, i keep stuttering and a sound effect mimicking an engine acting up plays each time and it's kinda stress inducing :c
also there's outlines behind food that determines how to prepare them??? grandma??? wanna chime in????
but overall its fun and cute and really wish there was more little things like maybe a camera to hang pics that you take of vistas, characters, or dishes and the ability to eat dishes and gain certain effects like faster sprinting, higher jumps, or highlighting nearby food idk
music is nice and hope we get more games like this involving cozy traveling
- vent below -
but fr f❤ck grandma. i hate her so much. you tellin me the only person with a voice is some old kleptomaniac narcissist?!?! GET HER OUT OF MY HEAD, PLEASE!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah you're so smug grandma... FIRST SHE STEALS THIS DUDES PRICELESS COIN WHO BTW ONLY ENDED UP WORSE AFTER THE FACT AND REMAINED A BUM, THEN STEALS A GROUP'S PRIZED RELIC WHICH DELAYS A WEDDING FOR IDK HOW MANY YEARS, FINALLY AFTER I FIGURE OUT YOU CAN TOAST BREAD I INSTANTLY CREATE CRUTONS BUT NOOOOO SHE TAPPED INTO MY MIND AND BRAGGED AS IF SHE DISCOVERED IT FIRST. SHE STOLE MY CRUTON IDEA THAT B❤TCH!!!!!!
GET OUT OF MY PASSENGER SEAT, CUTE BOYS COULD BE THERE INSTEAD or a DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO WONDER NO ONE WANTS TO GO TO YOUR FUNERAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

f❤ck........

yo im writing this review mainly to warn any potential players about its archaic save system:
Be wary when selecting the options on the main menu "Load from Last Save" and "Load from Last Inn Rest" or whatever it's called. They're self explanatory, last save means you'll load to the last manual or auto save while inn rest means you'll load to the last inn you manually rested at.
I make this distinction because I ran into a glitch where guards attacked me at the flippin bakbuttahl prison even after they invited me in (you need either a disguise or a pass regardless of any invitation) and I wanted to reload after I killed like 4 named NPCs. So I loaded up the last save but the game saved immediately after I wiped out the entire bakbuttahl prison guard. So I was like WELL I can just load the last saved inn, I must've rested somewhere in town right? Nu uh, I last rested at the previous town over 4 hours ago. Well nuts, I guess I'll live with the glitch to avoid doing the entire gang quest and lose all that tedious progress. Go back to main menu. WHOOPS! Looks like the option to load the last save is GONE. I guess once you choose to load from the last inn you rested at it deletes your manual/auto save. So uh... woooo gang quest again!!!!
Every good thing people say about this game is real and I do ultimately recommend the game, but I don't see any reason why this game can't have multiple save slots especially if it's gonna store two different kinds of saves that could dramatically differ in playtime. Just be mindful that loading an inn will delete your other save option, and don't forget to hire my blind mage pawn Blinkin or he'll starve to death; UAUNSBR8J1Z1

will not return until some sort of age verification system is in place :^(

oh my god i am so sick of ice cream please no more dango i beg of you get away from- *ohmhmmgmgff*