Recent reviews by red

NEW CO-OP MINECRAFT STUFF GAME

•• DIFFICULTY ••
☐ Like teaching a snake how to crawl (Easy)
☐ Normal
☐ Hard
🗹 Certainty of death, small chance of success
☐ Challenge is there for those who seek it (One can alter the difficulty significantly)

•• GRAPHICS ••
☐ My eyes hurt
☐ Not good, not bad, it just is
☐ Good (Nothing special)
🗹 Beautiful
☐ The sun pales next to it!
☐ Something never seen before (Artistic approach)

•• STORY ••
☐ This game requires no story
☐ The basics required
🗹 Present for those interested
☐ Well written
☐ In depth lore/Leading to further thoughts
☐ Never to forget

•• DURATION ••
☐ Blink your eyes and it is over
☐ Short
🗹 Average
☐ Long
☐ Vaster than space

•• SOUNDTRACK ••
☐ No music
☐ Screeching in my ears
☐ Trivial and uneventful
☐ Good and/or fits the theme
☐ Memorable
🗹 Music from the Heavens

•• INTEREST ••
☐ I would rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive and/or uninspired
🗹 An enjoyable moment
☐ Memorable

•• REPLAYABILITY ••
☐ A one-time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a while (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
🗹 Infinitely replayable (or almost)

•• BUGS ••
🗹 Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Impacts the player's experience
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

•• REQUIREMENTS ••
🗹 You can run it using a potato-battery
☐ Low
☐ Average
☐ High end

•• PRICE ••
☐ Free
☐ Under-priced
🗹 Perfect Price
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

•• WORTH BUYING ••
☐ No
☐ I don't say yes, I don't say no, on the contrary
☐ Wait for sale
🗹 Yes

4 **** / 5 *****

•• DIFFICULTY ••
☐ Like teaching a snake how to crawl (Easy)
🗹 Normal
☐ Hard
☐ Certainty of death, small chance of success
☐ Challenge is there for those who seek it (One can alter the difficulty significantly)

•• GRAPHICS ••
☐ My eyes hurt
☐ Not good, not bad, it just is
🗹 Good (Nothing special)
☐ Beautiful
☐ The sun pales next to it!
☐ Something never seen before (Artistic approach)

•• STORY ••
☐ This game requires no story
☐ The basics required
☐ Present for those interested
☐ Well written
🗹 In depth lore/Leading to further thoughts
☐ Never to forget

•• DURATION ••
☐ Blink your eyes and it is over
☐ Short
🗹 Average
☐ Long
☐ Vaster than space

•• SOUNDTRACK ••
☐ No music
☐ Screeching in my ears
☐ Trivial and uneventful
🗹 Good and/or fits the theme
☐ Memorable
☐ Music from the Heavens

•• INTEREST ••
☐ I would rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive and/or uninspired
🗹 An enjoyable moment
☐ Memorable

•• REPLAYABILITY ••
🗹 A one-time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a while (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable (or almost)

•• BUGS ••
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
🗹 Can get annoying
☐ Impacts the player's experience
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

•• REQUIREMENTS ••
☐ You can run it using a potato-battery
☐ Low
🗹 Average
☐ High end

•• PRICE ••
☐ Free
☐ Under-priced
🗹 Perfect Price
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

•• WORTH BUYING ••
☐ No
☐ I don't say yes, I don't say no, on the contrary
☐ Wait for sale
🗹 Yes

very good, very nice, veryy goooood, very niceee

NEW CO-OP MINECRAFT STUFF GAME

•• DIFFICULTY ••
☐ Like teaching a snake how to crawl (Easy)
🗹 Normal
☐ Hard
☐ Certainty of death, small chance of success
☐ Challenge is there for those who seek it (One can alter the difficulty significantly)

•• GRAPHICS ••
☐ My eyes hurt
☐ Not good, not bad, it just is
☐ Good (Nothing special)
🗹 Beautiful
☐ The sun pales next to it!
☐ Something never seen before (Artistic approach)

•• STORY ••
☐ This game requires no story
☐ The basics required
🗹 Present for those interested
☐ Well written
☐ In depth lore/Leading to further thoughts
☐ Never to forget

•• DURATION ••
☐ Blink your eyes and it is over
☐ Short
☐ Average
🗹 Long
☐ Vaster than space

•• SOUNDTRACK ••
☐ No music
☐ Screeching in my ears
☐ Trivial and uneventful
🗹 Good and/or fits the theme
☐ Memorable
☐ Music from the Heavens

•• INTEREST ••
☐ I would rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive and/or uninspired
🗹 An enjoyable moment
☐ Memorable

•• REPLAYABILITY ••
☐ A one-time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a while (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
🗹 Infinitely replayable (or almost)

•• BUGS ••
☐ Never heard of
🗹 Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Impacts the player's experience
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

•• REQUIREMENTS ••
☐ You can run it using a potato-battery
🗹 Low
☐ Average
☐ High end

•• PRICE ••
☐ Free
☐ Under-priced
🗹 Perfect Price
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

•• WORTH BUYING ••
☐ No
☐ I don't say yes, I don't say no, on the contrary
☐ Wait for sale
🗹 Yes

BAD GAME MECHANICS, NOOBS NPCs, NOOB MECHANIC MOB ATACK, STUPID PARTY MEMBERS, NOOB ATTACKS MODE AND A MAP FROM 2003, EVEN METIN2 IS BETTER THEN THAT...

...but is good game to play.

Before I start, chat neede to be implemented to say some words to the other team.

•• DIFFICULTY ••
☐ Like teaching a snake how to crawl (Easy)
🗹 Normal
☐ Hard
☐ Certainty of death, small chance of success
☐ Challenge is there for those who seek it (One can alter the difficulty significantly)

•• GRAPHICS ••
☐ My eyes hurt
☐ Not good, not bad, it just is
🗹 Good (Nothing special)
☐ Beautiful
☐ The sun pales next to it!
☐ Something never seen before (Artistic approach)

•• STORY ••
🗹 This game requires no story
☐ The basics required
☐ Present for those interested
☐ Well written
☐ In depth lore/Leading to further thoughts
☐ Never to forget

•• DURATION ••
☐ Blink your eyes and it is over
🗹 Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ Vaster than space

•• SOUNDTRACK ••
☐ No music
🗹 Screeching in my ears
☐ Trivial and uneventful
☐ Good and/or fits the theme
☐ Memorable
☐ Music from the Heavens

•• INTEREST ••
☐ I would rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive and/or uninspired
🗹 An enjoyable moment
☐ Memorable

•• REPLAYABILITY ••
☐ A one-time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a while (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
🗹 Infinitely replayable (or almost)

•• BUGS ••
☐ Never heard of
🗹 Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Impacts the player's experience
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

•• REQUIREMENTS ••
☐ You can run it using a potato-battery
🗹 Low
☐ Average
☐ High end

•• PRICE ••
🗹 Free
☐ Under-priced
☐ Perfect Price
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

•• WORTH BUYING ••
🗹 No
☐ I don't say yes, I don't say no, on the contrary
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Yes

Before I start, the game has bots, a lot of bots, the only thing that you see is bots playing mmorpg. When you find in a final a player, add him as a friend cause is the only one from maybe maximum 30 players that plays your server. The game is dead, long live the ark.

•• DIFFICULTY ••
☐ Like teaching a snake how to crawl (Easy)
🗹 Normal
☐ Hard
☐ Certainty of death, small chance of success
☐ Challenge is there for those who seek it (One can alter the difficulty significantly)

•• GRAPHICS ••
☐ My eyes hurt
☐ Not good, not bad, it just is
☐ Good (Nothing special)
🗹 Beautiful
☐ The sun pales next to it!
☐ Something never seen before (Artistic approach)

•• STORY ••
☐ This game requires no story
☐ The basics required
🗹 Present for those interested
☐ Well written
☐ In depth lore/Leading to further thoughts
☐ Never to forget

•• DURATION ••
☐ Blink your eyes and it is over
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
🗹 Vaster than space

•• SOUNDTRACK ••
☐ No music
🗹 Screeching in my ears
☐ Trivial and uneventful
☐ Good and/or fits the theme
☐ Memorable
☐ Music from the Heavens

•• INTEREST ••
☐ I would rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
🗹 Repetitive and/or uninspired
☐ An enjoyable moment
☐ Memorable

•• REPLAYABILITY ••
🗹 A one-time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a while (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable (or almost)

•• BUGS ••
☐ Never heard of
🗹 Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Impacts the player's experience
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

•• REQUIREMENTS ••
☐ You can run it using a potato-battery
☐ Low
🗹 Average
☐ High end

•• PRICE ••
🗹 Free
☐ Under-priced
☐ Perfect Price
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

•• WORTH BUYING ••
🗹 No
☐ I don't say yes, I don't say no, on the contrary
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Yes

•• DIFFICULTY ••
☐ Like teaching a snake how to crawl (Easy)
🗹 Normal
☐ Hard
☐ Certainty of death, small chance of success
☐ Challenge is there for those who seek it (One can alter the difficulty significantly)

•• GRAPHICS ••
☐ My eyes hurt
☐ Not good, not bad, it just is
☐ Good (Nothing special)
🗹 Beautiful
☐ The sun pales next to it!
☐ Something never seen before (Artistic approach)

•• STORY ••
🗹 This game requires no story
☐ The basics required
☐ Present for those interested
☐ Well written
☐ In depth lore/Leading to further thoughts
☐ Never to forget

•• DURATION ••
☐ Blink your eyes and it is over
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
🗹 Vaster than space

•• SOUNDTRACK ••
☐ No music
☐ Screeching in my ears
☐ Trivial and uneventful
☐ Good and/or fits the theme
☐ Memorable
🗹 Music from the Heavens

•• INTEREST ••
☐ I would rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive and/or uninspired
☐ An enjoyable moment
🗹 Memorable

•• REPLAYABILITY ••
☐ A one-time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a while (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
🗹 Infinitely replayable (or almost)

•• BUGS ••
🗹 Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Impacts the player's experience
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

•• REQUIREMENTS ••
☐ You can run it using a potato-battery
☐ Low
🗹 Average
☐ High end

•• PRICE ••
☐ Free
☐ Under-priced
🗹 Perfect Price (allkeyshop with DLCs)
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

•• WORTH BUYING ••
☐ No
☐ I don't say yes, I don't say no, on the contrary
🗹 Wait for sale
🗹 Yes

•• DIFFICULTY ••
☐ Like teaching a snake how to crawl (Easy)
🗹 Normal
☐ Hard
☐ Certainty of death, small chance of success
☐ Challenge is there for those who seek it (One can alter the difficulty significantly)

•• GRAPHICS ••
☐ My eyes hurt
☐ Not good, not bad, it just is
☐ Good (Nothing special)
🗹 Beautiful
☐ The sun pales next to it!
☐ Something never seen before (Artistic approach)

•• STORY ••
☐ This game requires no story
☐ The basics required
🗹 Present for those interested
☐ Well written
☐ In depth lore/Leading to further thoughts
☐ Never to forget

•• DURATION ••
☐ Blink your eyes and it is over
🗹 Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ Vaster than space

•• SOUNDTRACK ••
☐ No music
☐ Screeching in my ears
☐ Trivial and uneventful
☐ Good and/or fits the theme
☐ Memorable
🗹 Music from the Heavens

•• INTEREST ••
☐ I would rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive and/or uninspired
☐ An enjoyable moment
🗹 Memorable

•• REPLAYABILITY ••
🗹 A one-time experience
☐ Only for achievements
☐ If you wait a while (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable (or almost)

•• BUGS ••
🗹 Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Impacts the player's experience
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

•• REQUIREMENTS ••
🗹 You can run it using a potato-battery
☐ Low
☐ Average
☐ High end

•• PRICE ••
☐ Free
☐ Under-priced
🗹 Perfect Price (almost 1 euro on eneba)
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

•• WORTH BUYING ••
☐ No
☐ I don't say yes, I don't say no, on the contrary
🗹 Wait for sale
🗹 Yes

•• DIFFICULTY ••
☐ Like teaching a snake how to crawl (Easy)
☐ Normal
🗹 Hard
☐ Certainty of death, small chance of success
☐ Challenge is there for those who seek it (One can alter the difficulty significantly)

•• GRAPHICS ••
☐ My eyes hurt
☐ Not good, not bad, it just is
☐ Good (Nothing special)
☐ Beautiful
🗹 The sun pales next to it!
☐ Something never seen before (Artistic approach)

•• STORY ••
☐ This game requires no story
☐ The basics required
☐ Present for those interested
☐ Well written
🗹 In depth lore/Leading to further thoughts
☐ Never to forget

•• DURATION ••
☐ Blink your eyes and it is over
☐ Short
🗹 Average
☐ Long
☐ Vaster than space

•• SOUNDTRACK ••
☐ No music
☐ Screeching in my ears
☐ Trivial and uneventful
🗹 Good and/or fits the theme
☐ Memorable
☐ Music from the Heavens

•• INTEREST ••
☐ I would rather watch paint dry
☐ Hard to enjoy
☐ Repetitive and/or uninspired
🗹 An enjoyable moment
☐ Memorable

•• REPLAYABILITY ••
☐ A one-time experience
☐ Only for achievements
🗹 If you wait a while (or with mods)
☐ Definitely
☐ Infinitely replayable (or almost)

•• BUGS ••
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
🗹 Can get annoying
☐ Impacts the player's experience
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

•• REQUIREMENTS ••
☐ You can run it using a potato-battery
☐ Low
🗹 Average
☐ High end

•• PRICE ••
☐ Free
☐ Under-priced
🗹 Perfect Price (8.6 euro on allkeyshop)
☐ Could be cheaper
☐ Overpriced
☐ Complete waste of money

•• WORTH BUYING ••
☐ No
☐ I don't say yes, I don't say no, on the contrary
🗹 Wait for sale
🗹 Yes

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human
☐ Lizards

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☑ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story/Kampagne}---
☐ Story?
☑ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
☑ buy it when it is on sale

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs