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Five days later, he started talking to me about how "Marudo" the Samurai or something could shape shift and create more Marudos. I thought that was super cool! So I went to the store again, and bought another DVD, but this time it was a "Fairy Tale" DVD about a pretty lady and her flying dog.
I then took out the Fairy Tale and told him "you will lose your animay privileges if you don't stop this instant, Marudo."
He bowed, "Sorry, Mommy-senpai."
A week later, my son, (Marudo now) came back with a girlfriend, who was dressed up similarly to Marudo except she had pink hair
The overweight woman than jumped up and made an overreacting high-pitched screech. I guess she was autistic as well.
Another week passed, and I woke up to see my honey bumpkin wielding a weird knife, fighting against another kid dressed similarly.
I ran outside, yelling:
"MARUDO! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING YOUNG MAN?"
But it was too late, Marudo stabbed him in the throat, and he laid there, bleeding. He then looked at me, and said: "I am Yuzomiki Marudo, and I want to become the next Hogoke. Nothing, nobody can stand in my way. Get out of here before somebody gets hurt."
I guess he was ready to leave at 23 years of age.
He ran, arms extended behind him, into the forest.