Now today 'twas a day like any other adventury day, spirits were
uncrushably high, everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly
time!
When suddenly the ocean was all like "Suprise!" and a huge massive storm
brewed out of nowhere!

"WI-SHOO! WI-SHOO, WI-SHOO, WUH-SHUMMINAH!" "Boy, that was quick!"
"WI-SHUSHUH!"
AND THERE WAS THUNDER! "BOOM!" AND THE LIGHTNING "BOOM!" AND THE WIND!
"BOOM! WI-SHOShhhh..."
and like that, it was over "Is everyone okay?" said Hatty "I don't know
what I would do if I lost even one of you!" Hatty...continued
But, the eye of the story is VERY misleading, children, NEVER TURN
YOUR BACK ON IT, CAUSE THE OCEAN WAS ALL LIKE "PSYCH!"
AND IT CAME BACK EVEN BIGGER THIS TIME! TWICE AS BIG!
"WI-SHOO-SHOO-SHOO!"

AS IF POSEIDON HIMSELF EXTENDED HIS HAND IN FRIENDSHIP AND THEY
SPAT IN HIS MOUTH! "WUH-SHUH-BLUH-BLUH! SHUH-SHUH!" BOY, HE WAS
PIS-HE WAS MAD!
"SHOO-WUH-SHOO!" AND THE RAIN, AND THE RAIN CAME DOWN LIKE A SHOWER OF
BULLETS! "AAH! AAH!"
AND THE FLOORBOARDS WERE BUCKLING AND CREAKING AND BREAKING, AND
PIECES OF THEIR SHIP WERE RAINING DOWN LIKE SHARDS OF BROKEN DREAMS!
AND THEN REGINALD COMES UPSTAIRS AND HE'S ALL LIKE "I say, gentlemen, I
do believe we're in quite a spot of bother."
AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS LIKE "REALLY!? WHAT TIPPED YOU OFF, GENIUS?" AND
HATTY WAS ALL LIKE "Hey, Be nice!"

"WI-SHOO-SHOO-SHUH-SHOOSH!" HUGE GIANTS WAVES THRASHED THE BOAT TO AND
FRO, FRO AND TO! CARELESSLY SPRINKLING FRIEND AFTER FRIEND INTO THE
COLD UNFORGIVING ABYSS OF THE DEEP, DARK OCEAN!
EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING LIKE "HELP ME!" SPLASH! SPLASH! AND THERE WAS
THIS HUGE WHALE, LIKE "WAAAAA!" AND IT MADE IT SUPER SCARY!
AND I THINK THERE WAS A SHARK "WI-SHOOSH!" YUP THERE HE IS! OH GOD!
"WI-SHOO-SHUSHISHUH!"
AND HATTY WAS ALL LIKE "Hold onto your butts! LAND-HO!!" AND BANG! BANG!
BANG! SMASH!
A SHIPWRECK! as foretold by their fate books of...fate, and while it
seem like the end, this is merely the beginning of another
fantastic journey for the brave crew of the S.S Friend...ship.

Noob.