I sexually Identify myself as a potato, not your regular potato, but a smart one. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of living in a fertile field surrounded by my potato relatives and friends and be able to discuss the meaning of a nightshade vegetable’s life. People say to me that a person being a potato is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon remove my human limbs and head and replace my skin with a beautiful brown dotted potato peel. From now on I want you guys to call me “Smart Potato” and respect my right to potate. If you can’t accept me you’re a potatophobe and need to check your food privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.


- CPU: AMD Ryzen 5 5600X
- RAM: 16GB DDR4 @ 3200 Mhz
- GPU: Sapphire NITRO+ AMD Radeon RX 6900 XT
- Storage: 1TB Crucial SSD
- Display: HP X27q
- Headset: HyperX Cloud II
- Mouse: Logitech G603 @ 2000 DPI


- CPU: Intel Core i9 9880H
- RAM: 32GB DDR4
- GPU: AMD Radeon Pro 5500M 8GB
- Storage: 1TB SSD
- External Storage: 400GB Thunderbolt SSD
- External Display: HP X27q
- Mouse: Logitech G603 @ 2000 DPI