Funko Glocks
United States
 
 
I'm Tees. I'm on multiple "people's ass to kick" lists.
I don't normally add new people unless I know you, but I do send friend requests. Feel free to comment if you add me (unless we're already in game)
Send all hate mail on discord (or add me to talk since i don't use steam for chats): @tees
Currently Online
Silly grins and Pretty swords
I DON'T ACCEPT MOST RANDOM ADDS
Unless you were in a game with me, I most likely will deny any random requests.


COMMISSIONS
Yeah see that funny render down there? That's my work in Koikatsu. Want something done? Message me here or on Discord for stuff. I'm pretty flexible and can take items as payment.


FUNNY QUOTE WALLS

Koishiteru: do you even know what monkey in the middle is
Tees: yeah
Koishiteru: then you should realize the front and the back work together to make sure middle doesn't get the ball
Koishiteru: not murder middle ruthlessly

Hazen: And tgsr bothers me because you're really fun and you'd bring life to the whole thing
Tees: tgsr?
Hazen: It bothers me*
Tees: WHAT
Tees: HOW DID YOU ♥♥♥♥ UP THAT BAD
Hazen: I am on mobile naturally

-Méabh Rua-: gay porn doesn't determine if you can push a cart or cap a point

Gowst: I personally don't care much for the visual style, but it still looks pretty breast
Gowst: ...
Gowst: NEAT
Gowst: IT LOOKS NEAT
Gowst: AUTOCORRECT NO

7:38 PM - Sarmon: fate/kaleid in a nutshell http://puu.sh/gsmQ3.png
7:39 PM - Sarmon: fact: im gonna watch this
8:01 PM - Sarmon is now Online.
9:07 PM - Sarmon: letty
9:08 PM - Sarmon: pretend
9:08 PM - Sarmon: you
9:08 PM - Sarmon: NEVER HEARD ME
9:08 PM - Sarmon: TALK
9:08 PM - Sarmon: ABOUT FATE/KALEID


Vore: I don't even like vore

Sarmon: I CAN THROW
Sarmon: CROWS
Sarmon: BUT I CANNOT THROW ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEER YET
Sarmon: I CANNOT DO SICK DEER MIX UPS
Sarmon: AND THE DEER IS LIKE
Sarmon: THE MOST COMMONLY USED ♥♥♥♥
Sarmon: IN PROFESSIONAL TOURNAMENTS

Yagi: I think goat sim is pretty realistic

Rev: God I really don't like jewfarms

Sarmon: my new year's resolution is to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Sarmon: like
Sarmon: you know
Sarmon: every other year
Sarmon: for the last 10 years


Sarmon: oh no
Sarmon: you don't get it
Sarmon: im not
Sarmon: LITERALLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Sarmon: im
Sarmon: METAPHORICALLY AND VIRTUALLY A ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Sarmon: I like my breasts like I like my kitchen cutting boards.

Sarmon: i wish i had a pair of tits

Sarmon: im not sure if im gay or not


Rev: When you piece together the lore and timeline of Kingdom Hearts you don't get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that doesn't make sense. You just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Jazz: 9/11
Jazz: That's how you win me over

Jazz: This is why Sears really went out of business
Jazz: Not the merger with Kmart, Dedede ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Meta Knight's mouth



January 2017: When Sarmon Went Nuclear
https://pastebin.com/3iCJea3U


Envy's ⸮ Envy: >>>>>THE $250 TIER HITLER BODYPILLOW IS SOLD OUT


Allocated Space's ⸮ Deadly Rave: >Castlevania season 3 has a explicit gay sex scene with Alucard
Tees:it has a what
Tees:i was only told about hector's ♥♥♥♥
Allocated Space's ⸮ Deadly Rave: IT HAS WHAT
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A classic that just cannot be topped.
Marvel Vs Capcom 2. Street Fighter III Third Strike. Super Smash Bros. Melee. Half Life. All four of these things are software that people hold dear and wish to not let go, despite how "archaic" and "obsolete" they may be. These games came from the early 2000s and late 1990s. A time where things were archaic, especially one of the latest and scariest things. The internet. Team17 at the time were creating Worms, a game that involved physics turn based combat. It wasn't until a nuke would drop that it would bring the one thing Worms needed...

Armageddon.

Honest to god, I don't want to review this game. Worms Armageddon is a masterpiece that cannot be topped. At the same time I'd love to gush about a childhood favorite franchise. But, let's just cut it short.

Worms Armageddon is a multiplayer focused turnbased strategy game. You control worms on a cycle and shoot enemy worms. Sounds simple, until you see a bunch of weapons at your disposal, and it isn't just "shooting" because now you've got your choice of sheep that explode, grenades, mines, a skunk that makes worms sick with its gas, and a pneumatic drill. The terrain can be destroyed, so it can be used for a defensive advantage. Similar to the games above I mentioned, while the game is very pick up and play, the learning curve and skill ceiling goes way up.

oh god this thing really is from the 90s help
Wanna play online? Change some video options? Well, guess what? This is where that archaic part comes in. The menus are VERY TINY thanks to this being a game from before 480i was a thing. And the online features require something called WormNAT from a WormKit Module (If you have no idea what I mean, check this link out: https://worms2d.info/WormKit ) Thankfully the game can be easily tooled with to make the gameplay run with 1080p or more* in mind.

Overall, Worms Armageddon is THE classic. No other Worms game has come close to Armageddon's popularity. You'd be doing yourself a disservice to not pick this up.

*I'm not sure on this but it does go up to 1080
Recent Activity
266 hrs on record
last played on Apr 10
528 hrs on record
last played on Apr 10
46 hrs on record
last played on Apr 9
𝕯𝖚𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖊 Mar 13 @ 12:35pm 
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