I’ve seen teams that communicate fall apart faster than my last marriage because this game will test you—test your patience... like Martha did... stupid ♥♥♥♥♥...


Been gaming since ’04—yeah, think about that.

While you were learning to tie your shoelaces, I was mastering headshots in games like DOOM. But Siege isn’t just a game... no... it’s a battlefield for the boys that become MEN... It’s not about how fast you can mash buttons like in your Call Of duty , but how well you can outsmart the other poor soul on the other side of the screen...

you gain ability to stay calm while a twelve-year-old is screaming in your ear.

You think this is just a game? This is where legends are made, and pretenders are put to bed. No participation trophies here, pal.

So, load up, lock in, and maybe you’ll have the honor of getting taken down by a real veteran.

And when you’re respawning, remember this: I’ve been destroying hopes and dreams in Siege long before you knew how to set up your console. Now, stay out of my lobby unless you want a lesson in real gaming. Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty of time