For those who would rather listen

Id really enjoy taking you out to dinner, maybe golden corral if I'm feeling fancy, and then taking you back to my place to watch all of the Despicable Me movies and maybe even the Minions movie if I think you deserve it. After the movies are over, i will change into my Gru pajamas and who knows where the night will take us. Perhaps it will take us both my big soft bed made up with my favorite minion bedspread? It's always a possibility. Maybe if you allow me to insert my banana into your poopaye (or lay pipe as the kids call it these days) after we wake up in the morning to the birds chirping... maybe ill take you out to Dennys for breakfast. Maybe, if I feel like it. If we do go to Dennys we will split the 5.99 super slam special and my drink will be a Shirley Temple and you can just have water. Maybe if you provide riveting conversation during our meal, ill take you out on another date as a treat. Maybe.