"How do you say dehydrated but for food?" -me
I'm the "Medical Mystery Man™" - BoB
"Ninja is gay" DCDD
"Ninja plz heal me. Just once more" (proceeds to never stop asking for heals) -BoB

“You hold him, and I piss” -me while chaos reaching
"Life sucks and I'm not gonna shut up about it until it changes" -Jame
"snowballs are just boneless grenades" Way2Fast

"Dragon? Dragon deez... no... I shan't say it" -Niyx
"Mirror mirror on the wall, suck me sloppy, ♥♥♥♥ and ball" -Daniel
"I wanna kiss you on the forehead to put the 'i love you' directly into your brain" -Daniel
"If I had to describe what love is, I'd say it's just the feeling when Alex" -Daniel
"I may like men, but I only love one man" -Alex
"Not chronically online, not a grass toucher, but an Alex toucher" -Daniel
"The only time I kept my eyes closed around you was when I knew you couldn't leave" -Alex