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Hey man! I saw you had helldivers, and I'm looking to recruit a fireteam! Care to join us?

My mom calls me from upstairs and tells me my grilled cheese sandwich is ready. Okay fine, but why can't she bring it down to me? Oh I know why, because she's embarrassed that she burned the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sandwich!! When I told her to bring it to me, she didn't reply back so I'm like WTF? I finally go upstairs to get it from the kitchen. It looks somewhat normal at first glance..a little more charred than I prefer..but edible. So I take it downstairs and what do you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know? The opposite side of the sandwich is completed BURNT! She really thought I wouldn't notice if she just put the good side up on the plate. I am beyond pissed at this point. So I take the sandwich back upstairs and put it in the garbage, BURNT SIDE UP to send her a message. I'm not going to even tell her to make me another one. I want her to feel guilty for trying to even serve me this crap. I ended up just eating some cottage cheese from the container with potato chips. What a disappointing night.

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