By the yard, life is hard.
By the inch, it's a cinch.
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Stay together, drag each other down.
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Spouse, n.:
Someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you
wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
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Tehee quod she, and clapte the wyndow to.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer
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I appreciate the fact that this draft was done in haste, but some of the
sentences that you are sending out in the world to do your work for you are
loitering in taverns or asleep beside the highway.
-- Dr. Dwight Van de Vate, Professor of Philosophy,
University of Tennessee at Knoxville
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Rincewind looked down at him and grinned slowly. It was a wide, manic, and
utterly humourless rictus. It was the sort of grin that is normally
accompanied by small riverside birds wandering in and out, picking scraps
out of the teeth.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Lure of the Wyrm"
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