i bench 405
ewls / eels   Australia
knobbicals: "look no offense but I hate coming to these matches and playing with you ♥♥♥♥♥ so I'm going to move to Albania far away from this TF2 team bye"
Currently Offline
Lazz: mge me

TF2 and Quake:
0.923636 In-game
1800 DPI
25cm per 360
Mouse: Logitech g502
Keyboard: Logitech g512 Carbon GX Blue

quit after every season 8))))))
--- 2018 ---
OZF 22 Intermediate (Scout | 2nd) Active Arnold and the Animated Aardvark
--- 2017 ---
OZF 20 Intermediate (Scout | 6th) WhoopieShare
OZF 19 Open (Scout | 2nd) talk twisted get fisted
OZF 18 Open (Scout | 1st) WhoopieShare
UGC AUS/NZ Steel HL S21 (Multi-Class Sub | 1st) Apple Juice Daddy
--- 2016 ---
OZF 17 Open (Scout | 8th) Gibuses In Sixes
UGC AUS/NZ Steel 6s S22 (Scout | 6th | Forfeit 80%) Gibuses In Sixes
UGC AUS/NZ Steel 6s S21 (Scout | 5th) Gibuses In Sixes
UGC AUS/NZ Steel HL S20 (Multi-Class Sub | 3rd) Gibuses In Highlander

Nerd pt. 2

ZiLyfe: ur pc is so wackyo i bet u smoke tobacco what yo got in there a taco?

CPU: i7-7700k
CPU Cooler: Cooler Master Hyper 212x
Mobo: MSI Z270 SLI Plus
Memory: Corsair Vengeance LPX (2x8GB / 3000MHz)
SSD: Samsung 850 EVO 250GB M.2-2280
GPU: Asus GTX 1060 Turbo 6GB
PSU: Corsair RM750x
Monitor: Gigabyte m27f


This would be longer but im too lazy to quote everything lazz says.

"That's right know where you lay on the food chain eels" - Lazz

"that walrus in your living piano" - Lazz

"♥♥♥♥ i just broke my neck, im sure i did, im going to the hospital, im dying" - Lazz

Lazz: Heyyy caan i have some free keys, its going towards my university funding.

Lazz "benny boo i choose you"
ZiLyfe "ok"
Lazz "dont you want to choose me?"

"I want to be Lazz the girl pounder!" - Lazz

"this song gives me sentient feelings" - Lazz

"my ancestors were so used to doing it everyday" - Lazz

"i dont like eating ice cream in a cone it resembles a penis" - Lazz

"i want to get a cat, but not because i want to eat it" -lazz

"a ten pack of asians" - Lazz

"this indian thinks he can out squeeze me" - Lazz

"is she even human" - Lazz

"hey you wanna see a sweaty indian" -lazz

"eels, his name feels like he has no presence on the battlefield" - Lazz

"using the original makes me feel like my ♥♥♥♥ is getting bigger" - Lazz

"can you film me more" - Lazz

Lazz(wristinjurybacknextyear): If u don't beat me in mge
Lazz(wristinjurybacknextyear): I'm leaving the team

Lazz - can you feel me?
eels - No
Lazz - Why arent you feeling me, man

"adults help line? must be a ♥♥♥♥♥ to call that." - Lazz

"I like my demoman when he is horny, like the horn hat" - Lazz

"Why are you talking to me like i'm special or autistic?" - Lazz

Shinryuji: That's probably why my ♥♥♥♥ is small
ewls: no its because you're asian
Shinryuji: Coz it's always compressed
Shinryuji: Now it can atleast have some free falling air time
Shinryuji: Let gravity pull it down
Shinryuji: I don't think my penis has had its growth spurt
Shinryuji: One day my dragon will breath fire
Shinryuji: Have u had ur penis Gregory spurt yet

Shinryuji: After eating lobsters
Shinryuji: I had a boner for 3 hrs

Shinryuji: I m watching this Asian dating show
Shinryuji: And
Shinryuji: I wish there was a
Shinryuji: ♥♥♥♥ all u can buffet
ewls: are you alright?

Lazz.: i lost my pipe aim
Lazz.: because i adjusted my seat height

*Talking about stickies in tf2*
"im so sticky" - Lazz
"Lizzie makes me so sticky" - Lazz

"apod is an adult he is probably busy taking care of his kids" - Lazz

"I want to jump on a baby" - Lazz

"hey jana, do you like... ♥♥♥♥" - Lazz

"my mouth doesn't work when my eyes are focusing" - Lazz

Lazz: im a nap

"it makes me very excitement" - Lazz

"im such a man, im eating a man -- mens multi-vitamin" - Lazz

"i can hear you through your eyes" - lazz

eels: private again 8l
eels: why not
4RAR_Lazz: noo
4RAR_Lazz: publix U MUT SLUT
eels: lol
eels: why, you want to look at me some more ;)
4RAR_Lazz: YES
eels: ooooo

Lazz - 10/02/2016
If only you you were Asian female eels

Lazz - Today at 10:12 PM
can u make lissie role not ♥♥♥♥
coz right now im thinking of her with a ♥♥♥♥
i dont want too

Lazz Kongo: im gonna wank nrb
ewls: kk
Lazz Kongo: ahhh the responsibiltoes of an adult

ewls "we're playing serious sam"
Lazz "oh the bunny game"

"my dream tf2 experience is to play a ozfort official and win while getting a bj by my girlfriend and finish just as i airshot" - Lazz

"if you go on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ there is a whole category for this" - Lazz

"can you make mrs pauling boobs bigger in sfm?" - Lazz

Lazz 01/21/2017
Muselk was the reason I started to play tf2
He was my idol man
He gave me life
To lil Lazz
And then I grew up
I started to understand tf2
And then papa muselk wasn't my idol anymore
I mained
Demo because of his demoman load out vid
I mained demo knight
But I didn't have the unique weapon
So I just used stock
And then I mained demo
Without papa muselk
I would never become my true self
Muselk gave me birth
Deft matured me
I mained pubs at around 1000 hrs to 2300 hrs
Then mge after that
Then 6s
Scrims and stuff
That's my tf2 life

Good Stuff


bggims : Whoopie are *** at granary
*we won 5-0 in 10 mins :)

ZiLyfe: AL†: benny boo eels triggers me with his silence he thinks hes better than me and hes not tell him that

Icarus : alrighty ♥♥♥♥
eels : ?
Icarus : let me show u who's boss
eels (Score:20) defeats Icarus (Score:1) in duel to 20 on Ammomod [MGE]

Your opponent changed class during a fight, giving you one point.
Your opponent changed class during a fight, giving you one point.
<ATX> ZtG | SurenaGaming : what
bad : ?
<ATX> ZtG | SurenaGaming : these hacks/fluces tho
bad : lol what
<ATX> ZtG | SurenaGaming : i cant hit you
<ATX> ZtG | SurenaGaming : wtyf
<ATX> ZtG | SurenaGaming : bye
<ATX> ZtG | SurenaGaming : !remove

*DEAD* Jiren : stick to turbine gnarly

"My wii remote ran out of batteries" - ZiLyfe

"I can hear how retarded you look" - ZiLyfe

Боввыкёлс: my memory resets every 35 seconds


*DEAD* Parelli : doming the hacker. Sweet
*DEAD* eels : who is the hacker?
Caitlin : u
eels : lol what
eels : 25 cm per 360
Parelli : lol eels, it's so obvious to anybody that is good at this game that you are hacking
Parelli : get over yourself
eels : lol
eels : you're funny
*DEAD* eels : scout main, i think i can aim
Parelli : yeah dude, the sad fact is you know you are hacking and putting this act on
Parelli : it must do your head in to know I know you that well
eels : you must be lower than open?
Parelli : retired, plat and you are just obvious man
Parelli : sorry
Parelli : join the ranks of hundreds of hackers that don't have any balls and live with it
eels : plat hl?
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Lazz on a Vacation May 21, 2022 @ 8:32am 
u ♥♥♥♥♥♥, add me, account is called andreas vesalius, unblock me, msg zyilyfe and he will give u my new steam account
I CAN SMELL U FROM HERE Jun 16, 2020 @ 11:21pm 
i'll figure that out eventually

carlton dry longneck:
well figuring it out eventually didnt put man on the man
wfdaesdwa Feb 13, 2020 @ 12:38am 
eels: These actions make allah angry
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
bernie Jan 11, 2018 @ 1:45am 
How dare you drop me from. Whoopi share
Lazz on a Vacation Feb 1, 2017 @ 10:51am 
+rep a reallllluy gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend that I can insult everyday and feel not bad at all.
wfdaesdwa Oct 7, 2016 @ 5:13pm