After a good game in CS:GO, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy.
We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
Lots of banter, lots of great CS:GO and most importantly true friendship.

I invited him to my house for a CS:GO LAN party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.

When he arrived at my house,
he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then I tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy

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