adding to trade

Hey, I saw you in the park one day, I noticed how you sag a lot. Let's be friends. Also, I want to suck your ♥♥♥♥. Please text me back. Also dont ask why I know your name is Alex. HEHEHEH. Listen, I am very gay. I noticed that you bleed a lot, but don't worry. I will clean up any blood that spills out of your limbs. Only the tightest and longest people will know how to defeat a dragon, and I believe that would be you baby. ;)

I'm approached by a genie. He says that I won the Genie lottery. Apparently I had some good deed points saved over the years that have added up and the counsel of Genies decided that in return for all the good work, I am to be allowed a single wish. The genie expresses how excited he is to hear my wish and can only imagine what great thing I will use this power for. I beckon the Genie closer and whisper in his ear "I wish Mario 64 had better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ camera controls" The Genie cries. You have finally saved the world from true anguish, he speaks between sobs.

nice ass sexy girl, i saw you from miles away haha at first i thought them tiddies were some kind of mountains but then i realized it was you, i kinda expect you to be kinda down to ♥♥♥♥ with me after this message so yeah, let me slip it up inside your ♥♥♥♥♥ bby

i once ran into this man in public and he seemed like a good guy and everything, so i invited him for a cup of coffee. After I had a lattle and he had a black coffee, he told me that he was going to ESL for the CSGO Pro's and he invited me. ♥♥♥♥ YEAH, I accepted and it was great. I packed everything, including my favorite picture of Get_Right for him to sign if I ran into him. I was the happiest I ever was. I had been battling severe depression due to my girlfriend dumping me and my mom dying but he really brought my life up. I owe a lot to this guy and I wanted to say that. +rep for sure (PS. the anal sex was really nice, he let me nut in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and all over his chest and then he gave me a rimjob)

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