Progreso de Mein Dicky Old Chum en los logros de POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 3:05 p. m.

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 1:49 p. m.

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 2:06 p. m.

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 9:53 p. m.

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 9:58 p. m.

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 3:13 p. m.

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 4:10 p. m.

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 10:36 p. m.

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 10:16 a. m.

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 5:32 p. m.

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 6:43 p. m.

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Se desbloqueó el 6 ENE 2015 a las 9:41 p. m.

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 6:01 p. m.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 8:44 a. m.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 3:04 p. m.

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Se desbloqueó el 6 ENE 2015 a las 8:58 p. m.

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 5:28 p. m.

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 6:22 p. m.

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 9:28 a. m.

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 9:03 a. m.

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 9:39 p. m.

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 6:08 p. m.

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Se desbloqueó el 6 ENE 2015 a las 9:58 a. m.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 10:17 a. m.

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 1:52 p. m.

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 3:18 p. m.

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 9:37 p. m.

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 9:54 p. m.

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 10:17 p. m.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Se desbloqueó el 5 ENE 2015 a las 5:24 p. m.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Se desbloqueó el 4 ENE 2015 a las 9:43 p. m.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Se desbloqueó el 6 ENE 2015 a las 9:42 p. m.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Se desbloqueó el 26 NOV 2015 a las 7:34 p. m.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Se desbloqueó el 26 NOV 2015 a las 8:58 p. m.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Se desbloqueó el 28 NOV 2015 a las 4:34 p. m.

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Se desbloqueó el 28 NOV 2015 a las 3:41 p. m.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

14 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

6 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

15 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

250 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30