Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Mein Dicky Old Chum

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 3:05pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 1:49pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 2:06pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 9:53pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 9:58pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 3:13pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 4:10pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 10:36pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 10:16am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 5:32pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 6:43pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 6 Jan 2015 @ 9:41pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 6:01pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 8:44am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 3:04pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 6 Jan 2015 @ 8:58pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 5:28pm

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 6:22pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 9:28am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 9:03am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 9:39pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 6:08pm

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Didapatkan pada 6 Jan 2015 @ 9:58am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 10:17am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 1:52pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 3:18pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 9:37pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 9:54pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 10:17pm

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan 2015 @ 5:24pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Didapatkan pada 4 Jan 2015 @ 9:43pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Didapatkan pada 6 Jan 2015 @ 9:42pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2015 @ 7:34pm

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 26 Nov 2015 @ 8:58pm

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Didapatkan pada 28 Nov 2015 @ 4:34pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Didapatkan pada 28 Nov 2015 @ 3:41pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

5 / 30

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

14 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

16 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

1 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

0 / 10

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

6 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 30

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

15 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

2 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

250 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30