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What's known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn't use its full name, which happens to be "Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division".
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
-- Ann Landers
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We're all looking for a woman who can sit in a mini-skirt and talk
philosophy, executing both with confidence and style.
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"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he
received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has
not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that
"If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
-- Dennis Miller, SNL News
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A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I.
I believe everything positively stinks.
-- Lew Col
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