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8.0 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
“The Museum That Gets Patched More Than My Socks”

If you’ve ever wanted to run a museum where exhibits go missing, ancient artifacts need Buzz to stay cool, and staff mysteriously vanish mid-expedition (but you can build a tasteful statue to remember them by)—Two Point Museum is calling your name.

🛠️ Patch Power Overload
This game gets updated so often it might be self-aware. New wallpaper? Done. Better security cameras? Done. Microwave break rooms and stronger staff? You bet. The devs are clearly on a mission to perfect every dusty corner of your chaotic curation empire. It’s like a patch parade with exhibits on wheels.

🎮 Steam Deck Heaven
It runs like a dream on Steam Deck. Controls are smooth, the UI scales beautifully, and thanks to the new extra-large UI mode, you won’t need a magnifying glass to hire a cleaner. It’s the perfect game to relax with while pretending you understand art history.

🤣 Developers Are Definitely Having Fun
From the British announcer roasting your decisions, to thieves who now visibly sneak off with artifacts in backpacks, everything feels like it was made with a grin. The game leans into the absurd: you can open an extraterrestrial exhibit, memorialize lost staff, and still somehow get five stars from the museum board.

🖼️ In Summary:
  • Patch frequency: Regular as clockwork—packed with fixes, features, and flair.

  • Steam Deck performance: Excellent. UI, controls, and battery life all on point.

  • Fun factor: Off the charts. Silly, smart, and packed with charm.
It’s a museum sim where historical accuracy takes a back seat to fun—and that’s exactly how it should be. Come for the artifacts, stay for the aliens and the sarcasm.

10/10 would lose another staff member to a botched expedition again.
Posted June 29.
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32.9 hrs on record (22.3 hrs at review time)
Good fun creating factories, and modifying factories to work to complete the storyline.
Posted November 28, 2024.
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36.9 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've been watching this game for quite some time on Steam early access, and once I realised it was being released I've jumped at it. The game has a quite steep learning curve initially, where you learn how to plan and run your factory with the logistics. The graphics and fun and straight forward, and the gameplay loop works really well this early in the development process. I would highly recommend it if you like games like factorio!

The devs have been quick to update the game, and lots of quality of life improvements have been made so far. They are active on reddit and often show the next patch before its released on steam on there.
Posted April 8, 2020. Last edited November 25, 2020.
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46.1 hrs on record (40.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Fantastic game with amazing levels of control and unbelievably complex creations possible!
Posted November 26, 2019.
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96.3 hrs on record (65.5 hrs at review time)
Surviving Mars is a very comprehensive Martian outpost builder, with excellent graphics and continual updates from the team. Well worth giving the game a shot!
Posted November 21, 2018.
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15.7 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
Quite simply the most engaging and fantastic game, kept me on the edge of my seat the whole time, with one of the most wonderful stories to boot. One or two very slight down points, but overally I think its now become my best game ever played!
Posted April 20, 2013. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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10.8 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Never has there been a better hacking game - uplink, even though now at least 10 years old, its a classic that has never been bettered. The bleeps as a trace gets closer and closer, and the tension when hacking super secure systems are second to none. If you like games, and dont want your hand holding, if you like puzzles that actually make you think, and if you want to support arguably the best Indie developer out there then buy Uplink!
Posted November 26, 2011. Last edited November 25, 2013.
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