you're so gay my dildo is jealous~

your a ♥♥♥♥ boy

*looks at door*
No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

nice pfp

certified gay cucumber

It begins as I {Pikachu} under the covers while you {Snorlax}, then I wake you with my {Wigglytuff} between your {Jiggypuff's}. Your alittle {Krabby} at first becuse you feel {Drowze}, but you start to {Lickitung} my {Ho-Ho} until I {Squirtle} into your {Meowth}. We're not done becuse my {Cubone} is still hard as {Onix}. So you proceed to {Rhydon} my {Lapris} like a {Horsea} untill I {Blastoise} up in yea.