Recent reviews by calvicus

Good game, would upvote on reddit.

edit: OMG!! tysm 4 the GOLD!!! :D

there is fishing in it

Got bamboozled for going on vacation.

Love me a good reset.

It's gud my friend leveled me.
please note: THERE IS NO FISHING!!! :((((

Buys The Culling.
Play a few matches and die a lot because I suck.
Gets into team gamemodes.
Meets teammate.
Fights against the world slaughting all in our path.
Get into intense battle with last team standing.
Punch enemy 1 in the face and use his gun to shoot enemy 2
Enemy 1 pulls a second gun out of his pants and fires three shots.
All hit my teamate in the chest...
He hits the ground writhing in pain...
"I'm not going to make it..." He says, then dies in my arms.
Enemy 1 tries to flee into the woods.
I throw my machete and hit him in the neck.
The screen turns yellow what are these words? Victory?
How can it be victory without him?
The reward wheel spins (It happens at the end of every match or when you die.)
Finally a reward fit for a winner...
It's... It's
Common Blue Hair that I'll never use because why the ♥♥♥♥ would I want to wear bright blue in the jungle?
Good game... GG teammate.

does not work, epic game