V.J. Owlglass
Calamari Jane
 
 
hey want to purchase some gyroquantrill?
only $49.99,gyroquantrill is illegal in 17 states!
CALL US AT 555-NUKE-US.

i was nicknamed vanilla cheesecake by my cousins for some reason but feel free to call me that.
Im obsessed with white rabbits please don’t ask.
Currently Online
Rednecks guide to duck hunting (im still selling this)
here’s what you need for a happy,safe,family friendly* duck hunting trip:
1. a high caliber rifle
2. a lot of ammo (preferably hollow point rounds)
3. highly explosive grenades
4. a large quantity of illegal pharmaceuticals
5. a lot of food and water
6. a chainsaw
7. an abnormaly large amount of risque adult magazines
8. and also,don’t forget your flying carboat

*questionable,may need further research
disclaimer: this reading material is currently banned in most countries and only legally sold in
Central America, Mexico, and Panama.
Favorite Game
48
Hours played
58
Achievements
Review Showcase
i used to play this game on the xbox 360,back then i adore the game due to the pretty graphics and all of the story,but i made a mistake when i bought it on steam for and realized how horrible this game is for the pc

PRO
-the game's graphic is absolutely gorgeous
-the story is passable
-the battle planning system is good enough
-the hangar 6 R&D DLC is good enough if you like arena gauntlet type missions

CON
-the game itself feels off for the pc platform and feels like its a game made for the console
-some missions like the farm,the axis battle,and the infiltration of the new mexico tower (the inside part not the town part) feels like the game is throwing too much enemies at you i.e a lot of outsider footsoldiers and 2 elite mutons (during the axis battle)
-The overpriced $3 code breaker DLC is short and i don't even want to buy it
-controls feels a little bit off sometimes

TIPS
1.when in a fierce battle and you know you're losing to the enemy just spam the silacoid,drone,heal,the sniper critical hit
skill,and the commando's distraction skill
2.Always bring a sniper and a commando,the engie and the medic are useless
3.always give you and your squaddies the best equipment available,when you first encounter a laser gun abandon all human guns,same situation when you've found the plasma guns

Note
this game is questionably cannon to the xcom universe

6/10 its okay
Recent Activity
0.5 hrs on record
last played on May 21
167 hrs on record
last played on May 21
135 hrs on record
last played on May 21