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3 people found this review helpful
3.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Too little content with too many bugs. Last update was from August 2025 and being a solo developer isn't an excuse anymore in this day and age. Fun for a couple hours maybe
Posted May 5.
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6.5 hrs on record
Good game with decent puzzles. I actually played this after Bone Totem so I have to make some comparisons here and there. Story wise the game is decent, puzzles feel logical for the most part. I do have to admit that I had to look up 1 solution because I was completely stuck. I don't think that putting the solution at the exact same spot that caused a death is logical tho, looking at the big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insect.

Voice acting is good for the most part, I read some criticism on that part online but I don't think it's justified. I never felt the voice acting was off.

7.5/10 for me personally
Posted July 3, 2024.
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2.2 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I really don't understand the (at time of writing) Very Positive reviews of this game. Sure it works, but it feels like a cheap mobile game with 0 sense of progression.

- All the projectiles look the same
- Enemies are way too tanky so there is never any sense of being overpowered
- No synergy at all between the various weapons
- Very lackluster amount of upgrades to choose from when you level up (I think about 6 unique effects with varying intensity)
- Having to face enemies to aim while mining requires you to face the wall feels very counter intuitive
- Meta progression is "meh" at best

It's a shame I'm already over 2 hours playtime, else it would be a refund for me.
Posted February 25, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
23.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Might be a good game, I actually don't know because I've encountered 5 game breaking bugs while still in the tutorial. I'm currently stuck on Ford who doesn't want to talk to me so I have no way to progress further.
Posted August 18, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
13.5 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
An absolute masterpiece
Posted June 3, 2023.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Don't buy into the hype, this game is probably not even 50% finished.

- Why is everbody a mute on the helicopter crash scene?
- No explanation of the game system whatsoever
- Zero voice acting, instead they just made your first companion a mute because apparently his ear drums are bursted (didn't know this would make you a mute but ok)
- Jagged animations
- Low quality audio, for instance the river sounds
- Every enemy one hits me and teleports me a little bit further away, suddenly I'm dead
- Unskippable intro scene

Unoptimized piece of ♥♥♥♥, don't buy. Wait for at least a year of updates
Posted February 23, 2023. Last edited February 23, 2023.
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307.5 hrs on record (239.6 hrs at review time)
Good
Posted June 5, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.9 hrs on record
The last game that was able to give me the same feeling was The Neverhood, and that's almost 20 years ago. Absolutely recommend this, must play
Posted January 28, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
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0.8 hrs on record
Alright, so I foolishly dismissed all negative comments on this page and went ahead and bought the game anyway. Wanted to try a multiplayer game but my NAT type showed as strict. Spent 1 hour just to set up the port forwarding and went back in (with an open NAT) and jumped into multiplayer. Turns out the game shows "Very high activity" but is actually unable to find a game.

Luckily the refund button works.
Posted June 25, 2017.
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34 people found this review helpful
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3.0 hrs on record
My first review ever so bear with me.

To start of with the good things:
- Huge world
- A lot of customization
- A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of exploration
- Enormous amounts of things to craft and build

Now for the "less good things"
- The music is absolutely terrible. It's so cringey that I almost wanted to refund the game right away before I even loaded up singleplayer. It really sounds like something Family Guy or South Park would make a complete episode about.

- The combat is awful to say the least, it feels really sluggy and most of the time you will be bashing your left mouse button because there is no option to hold it down and keep attacking. Also a lot (all?) of the enemies won't even flinch when you hit them with a 5 meter long sword, making combat feel more like a turn based system then action.

- The movement is buggy as hell and is very unresponsive, feels very unpolished.

- Dungeons, those pop up randomly on your map, and most of the time come in forms of a huge mountain with an entrance or some desolate factory which you can enter. Thing is, these things are so big and pop up randomly, making them vanish just as quick again if you just run slightly from it. Very immersion-breaking, they also make some weird noise when they show up which sounds like a seagull being strangled by a string of plastic. The dungeons itself feel mostly empty and get boring really (i mean really) quick. The mobs in it are way to strong for their level and take a lot of hits before they actually die. I wouldnt consider this a bad thing if the combat itself is actually good and responsive, but most of the time mobs just miracolousy dodge my attacks despite me standing half a meter from them.

- The map drawing and fps is low considered to other games of the same caliber, but this could be due to the slugginess the game itself already has.

Overall this feels like a game which hasn't been polished at all, also the fact the devs consider this game "finished" makes me suspicious for the future for this game. I do not recommend this game for this price at the moment.
Posted November 12, 2016.
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