I'm but a humble crow born into royalty, my parents were murdered in a highway nut cracking stint by a 1995 toyota hilux equipped with trucker nuts. After being taken in by my agnostic orphan family I drank agnostic dr pepper until I became of age and inherrited my wealth in Copps Harbour, where I fell into an ice addiction clinic for several years. I spent the next 7 years flying from internet cafe to cafe looking for my parents killer. I today stand here proudly pecking at my keyboard with a pair of trucker nuts around my neck :'^)