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I played this thing for like 3 weeks straight with my brother and I haven't opened it since, but it was really fun tho, and my brother is still hella hooked to it.

Nice city building sandbox, I love it to bits, it's been really fun banning dogs globally, people tend to get mad on in-game Twitter about it, but ♥♥♥♥ them, I'm the mayor of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town so y'all keep your damn dogs off my damn city.

Looks okay but unless you're a literal Osu! Mania player, you're not hitting a single one of the moves after completing half the game, they're just way too fast, and they don't even register if you click them when there are like 500ms remaining, you have to click it the second before it finishes, which is literally impossible after the half game mark (Unless you're a top 1K Mania player like I said). They really should add a difficulty selector and let you decide how fast the time runs out, and they should also fix the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ timeout bar showing 500ms more than you actually have.

I lowkey feel like it's a bit over hyped as well, it isn't that good of a game overall, although for 30 bucks it's not terrible either. I'd recommend it for a bit lower but I'm not because it probably already got more recommendations than it deserves anyway, like I said, it's over hyped.

10/10 ign, it's like playing harry potter's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ magic chess but in a computer.

I think Kyuppin's games are the only visual novels I actually enjoy... I'm really not a fan of visual novels in general, as striking as that might sound given the fact that I own a few, but both Lily's Day Off and Lily's Night Off have amazing plot twists everywhere and changing just one answer throws the story line to a completely different thing, which I find very amusing.

I love the way the game looks, it's extremely cute, which massively contradicts some of the endings producing a kind of extreme contrast that is rather funny but also quite dark I'd also have to agree with Vicky in the Secret True Ending, Kyuppin has a twisted mind sometimes xd

Another positive point (at least for me) is that it is a farely short game if you play it skipping all the dialogs you've already read, took me under 2 hours to complete ^^

It's not bad, I really enjoyed the multiplayer mode, really fun to play, it'll definitely make you rage!

Interesting, the artistic aspect of the game is really good I love how the game looks. get ready to die a thousand times and try your best to pick the correct door, It is hard.

Great game, I paid the 19,99$ for it, It has a really good story (a little shorter than I'd like), I Love how the game looks, also, the map is big enough to get lost in it every time you have to go somewhere.

Looks like someone tried to ♥♥♥♥ the wrong girl.

Well, that was a joke but seriously now, that's one of these games that you never forget. Try to get a XBOX 360 controller to play. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED! I'd probably put Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons in the top 10 best games I've played.

Review actualizada a CS2

CS2 DEBERIA HABER SIDO UN JUEGO A PARTE.
CS2 acaba de cargarse mas de 200k mapas de la comunidad, 70k de ellos tenian modos de juego completamente unicos. Habrá nuevos modos de juego, y ports de modos de juego antiguos a CS2, pero NO ES EL MISMO JUEGO.

CS:GO no reemplazó CSS. Y CS2 NO DEBERIA REEMPLAZAR CS:GO.
Estoy hasta la putisima polla de que las empresas de la industria de los videojuegos hagan lo que les sale de los santos cojones. Estoy hasta los cojones de que me traten como si fuese un putisimo casual de mierda que juega en PS5, estoy hasta los cojones de que metan la punta de la polla, y NADIE DIGA NADA, estoy hasta los cojones de que cuando METEN LA POLLA ENTERA, NADIE DIGA NADA.

ME TENEIS HASTA LA POLLA, ME VOY A DESINSTALAR WINDOWS, INSTALAR LINUX, Y NO VOLVER A TOCAR UN PUTO JUEGO EN MI PUTA VIDA.

QUE OS FOLLEN, PUDRIOS.

Nota post-edit: Boton derecho sobre CS:GO (ahora CS2), opciones, betas, CS:GO demo viewer, espera a que se instale, y dale a jugar, selecciona CS:GO y ve a servidores de la comunidad. Mientras valve no borre eso, seguramente seguirá habiendo un monton de servidores de CS:GO de la comunidad. Faceit sigue siendo jugable a traves de este beta channel, no han cerrado sus servidores.

Sacar el juego bajo la misma Steam ID mantiene las reviews de el juego antiguo, asi que podría decirse que CS2 tiene mas de 7.5 millones de reviews falsas. Esto es estafar, y no está bien, por mucho que el juego sea una maravilla (que lo es), la forma de sacarlo es maliciosa.

Dicho todo esto, Counter Strike sigue siendo el shooter estrategico perfecto, y no hay ningun otro que le llegue a la suela del zapato. El resto son copias del chino.


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best juego ever?? no se... me lo compré hace mucho y pensé vaya puta mierda de juego, esto es más dificil que Osu! y realmente, al principio es muy dificil, pero despues te vas acostumbrando y acabas echandole una de horas que amortizan lo que vale el juego y los miles de skins de armas que te vas a comprar (sabes que lo vas a hacer, gabe te tienta) pues nada, eso, otra cosa que vicia de este juego es abrir cajas, una vez abras una no podrás parar y despues te preguntaras: a donde fueron esos 150€ que metí en mi cartera de steam?? pues la respuesta es fácil, al bolsillo de Gaben Newell (será hijoputa el tipo...) bueno, si quieres un juego que te dé muchas horas de vicio a un precio relativamente bajo (suponiendo que no compres skins lo cual es dificil) este es el tuyo :)